
Why do they need so many f***ing cars! It's an island 30 miles long. Where are they going!? How much junk can you f***ing buy?????!!!!
Macy's, Taco Bell, Home Depot, Kmart, brand new Toyota Camrys, lifted pick-up trucks, BARF! Is this Fresno or an island paradise?
- American's #1 priority: shopping for new stuff at a chain like Walmart at least 3 times a week. Any free time at home is the ultimate enemy
- Favorite past-time: buying unnecessary junk at Napa Autoparts, then crawling under their cars to impress their neighbors
- Culture means going to RedLobster or a shit steakhouse like Black Angus (where they microwave their food)

- What's important to Americans: being really fat, shopping at chains and mini-malls and other shit, then eating at chains (junk food) to get even more fat.
American logic: "Well after leasing a $40,000 Ford 350 Twin-turbo Diesel SuperDuty to haul my two dogs around, I'm $20,000 in debt on account I make $8 an hour (BECAUSE I LIVE ON A f***ing ISLAND), but I have an hour of free time and $20 in my pocket. What ever shall I do!? Better go to Kmart for more junk."