Short, Thick Girls with Big Booties - Photo Compilation

[WilliamSmith]

I said some positive things about white women earlier tonight: Wanted to stick up for them a bit, even though I'm pretty much all-in on black women this lifetime, but I mentioned Nadine Jansen. Well I wouldn't have posted this just because it might push the line on nudity, but they already shoved this thread into NSFW for whatever reason, so here you go for any of you guys man enough to handle a Germanic woman built like this (though I might be a little off the "short" criterion, not sure if Nadine is short or not):

Ordinarily I might've added the caution that you can look but not touch since this was all mine... interestingly enough, was going to say some joke to contrary about how the black women were all mine, but maybe you guys could try your luck with a girl like this........ but honestly, no: There's some instinct flaring up inside me to claim this one for myself too, even though I don't have enough time really for any more.
I guess Yosemite Sam said it best: "This is all mine! Now get a-goin' before I puncture yer hide!"

I don't really think there's any such thing as "too many women" (a dangerous notion, and best in my case not to think on such limiting notions), but this still reminded me of this pic which I'll also shove in here:

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

I'd so stealth her if she rolled down "la goma" on me with her fingers and then turn around bent over. Com ela nao gosto das camisinhas com certeza!!!! Rsrsrsrsrsrs
She's probably part if not fully Italian or Romanian looking like that. f**k yeah in a Fred Durst Limp Bizkit voice!!!!

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

So what's cool is that MOST JUST ABOUT ALL Latinas LOATHE - not LOVE - condoms. I had smashed at least 100 Latinas and they hardly ever say, "Ponte el condon" nor "Coloca a camisinha". I guess it's part of their Greico-Roman culture to be free-loving' unfettered unlimited.

Real story: one time back in 2000 in The Bronx NY, I had tried to sell my Puerto Rican GILF lover (yes a female) on trying out a banana-tasting condom that I'd thought she'd like (mind you this is the first time we ever had sex). She was like, "if you don't put that fckin' condom away, I will pull up my boy short panties and call it a day with you, my mans". Yeap Viva Latinoamerica en serio!

[Lucas88]

Some more delicious treats for us macho men who love women with curves!

I know that @WilliamSmith asserts that African women lead when it comes to booty genetics and curvaciousness and he's probably right but I think that it is Latinas who dominate this particular "weight class" of short, thick bootyliciousness. This is probably due to their Latin genes that favor short stature while retaining thickness.

[Lucas88]

¡Culonas a tope!

[Lucas88]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!

I love me some phat ass!

[WilliamSmith]

I'd so stealth her if she rolled down "la goma" on me with her fingers and then turn around bent over. Com ela nao gosto das camisinhas com certeza!!!! Rsrsrsrsrsrs
She's probably part if not fully Italian or Romanian looking like that. f**k yeah in a Fred Durst Limp Bizkit voice!!!!

LOL!! That white woman with the mind-bendingly fine big ass and huge 100% natural juggs is Nadine Jansen: I thought she was a full-blooded German, but maybe not (though she is definitely from Germany).
Back when I was a lad, before getting my ass in gear to figure out what I was doing with women and read every PUA book and bodice ripper novel I could get my hands on so I could get women consistently, I think that pic was one of my "standby equipment" pics where I blew half a million loads over it in a state of angst-ridden frustration, since I wanted to get my hands on that ass for real not feel like an idiot on the Truman Show pulling it over just a damned pic on a computer screen. I'm enjoying far better times now, but still like looking at the pics in threads like this though.
Germanic women do have some great curves sometimes though, even though the beauty standard tends to usually favor thin women or Barbies. Growing up in 100% white areas (Pacific Northwest) until I was in my mid-20s, I've seen many thick white women with hourglass figures and big butts and thick legs the way I like. That is a particularly good one though.

[WilliamSmith]

So what's cool is that MOST JUST ABOUT ALL Latinas LOATHE - not LOVE - condoms. I had smashed at least 100 Latinas and they hardly ever say, "Ponte el condon" nor "Coloca a camisinha". I guess it's part of their Greico-Roman culture to be free-loving' unfettered unlimited.

Real story: one time back in 2000 in The Bronx NY, I had tried to sell my Puerto Rican GILF lover (yes a female) on trying out a banana-tasting condom that I'd thought she'd like (mind you this is the first time we ever had sex). She was like, "if you don't put that fckin' condom away, I will pull up my boy short panties and call it a day with you, my mans". Yeap Viva Latinoamerica en serio!

Wow, 100+ Latinas, that's an impressive notch count, LOL!

Great, another guy who knows a lot about Latinas too: @E Irizarry R&B Singer was a poster who I noticed posted a whole bunch of detailed information on Latinas genetics once in older posts in some other thread when I was looking up Caribbean and Latin American countries. So now along with @Lucas88 there's at least two experts on Latinas.

Also, with 100+ women, here's a guy who might get yelled at by the tradpill types on this forum who even accuse a modest man like me of "degeneracy" just because I think spanking women who enjoy the tingling sensations that they describe spreading down there after getting their big butts spanked is OK, LOL, but personally I think being a PUA is fine too even though I don't think of myself that way, since I noticed women kinda seem to like having sex....

Personally, I am lazy and just want at least 2 girlfriends at once (preferably 3) at a time, but doubt I'll ever close to a notch count of 100 in my life (though you never know, if I get really affectionate and romantic with just a few women but things didn't work out, then running off and getting as many more women as possible into the sack is admittedly a good cure for a romantic man's aching heart, but I'll keep the romances going if possible).

[WilliamSmith]

@Lucas88 great pics, and yeah, though I personally love black women the most and think they're the world champions for the world's curviest hourglass figures and big butts (and their thick thighs and legs with strong muscles beneath all that womanly volume too, which drives me totally nuts) you're right about the Latinas probably taking the crown for your preferred criteria of being short, as well as thick and curvy with big butts. I think the average height on most black women is only around 5'3" to 5'5"ish on average if I remember the stats, but Latinas usually seem even shorter on average even though I forget if there's any stats. (It's hard to generalize with them because "Latina" includes the much bigger taller mixed white ancestry types, as well as the little babes with a mixture of much shorter Amerindian, and usually some black genes...)

Here's a requote from my Curviest women thread of a girl who has all the qualities you like but is black enough to make me start feeling like Mr Romance too:
I feel inspired to add some more new pics too, but ran out of time at the moment, so will drop these in and be back later..................

I think it's always a very, very good sign if a curvy girl has her own leopard print swimsuit and/or leopard jumpsuit.


Because of having the good fortune to meet some girls from there before my expat research phase, I was originally thinking that I was probably thinking with my you-know-what in picking DR as one of the countries to consider going expat to since I knew they had some issues there, but after more research it's looking pretty good objectively on other criteria besides the women, definitely up there on my list along with the Caribbean nations and a few other interesting places that allow multiple passports.

As for its "issues" I mentioned, besides more "macro" economic and political issues, I heard people from there talking about being mugged by the police, not an uncommon problem in some Latin American countries, but apparently also there. Well I guess that's the cue to post this:

Oh, a quick edit adding info on the Dominican Republic which is still pretty high on my expat prospect list for other reasons than just being a horny bastard: I mentioned Dominicans talking about being mugged by the police, but on further research they say that's much less likely if you are a tourist or expatriate, and that the police might ask for a "donation" of $20-40 periodically or something like that for some supposed police program ( ), but that they're mainly concerned with preventing violence against tourists and expats so it doesn't mess up their tourist revenue that their economy needs by scaring away other tourists. So no guarantees, but there's an update on what I heard.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

I'd so stealth her if she rolled down "la goma" on me with her fingers and then turn around bent over. Com ela nao gosto das camisinhas com certeza!!!! Rsrsrsrsrsrs
She's probably part if not fully Italian or Romanian looking like that. f**k yeah in a Fred Durst Limp Bizkit voice!!!!

LOL!! That white woman with the mind-bendingly fine big ass and huge 100% natural juggs is Nadine Jansen: I thought she was a full-blooded German, but maybe not (though she is definitely from Germany).
Back when I was a lad, before getting my ass in gear to figure out what I was doing with women and read every PUA book and bodice ripper novel I could get my hands on so I could get women consistently, I think that pic was one of my "standby equipment" pics where I blew half a million loads over it in a state of angst-ridden frustration, since I wanted to get my hands on that ass for real not feel like an idiot on the Truman Show pulling it over just a damned pic on a computer screen. I'm enjoying far better times now, but still like looking at the pics in threads like this though.
Germanic women do have some great curves sometimes though, even though the beauty standard tends to usually favor thin women or Barbies. Growing up in 100% white areas (Pacific Northwest) until I was in my mid-20s, I've seen many thick white women with hourglass figures and big butts and thick legs the way I like. That is a particularly good one though.

Haahaha your story had me cracking up. BTW I'm a bit conflated on if I should go to Germany or not. It seems like they are putting man through the court system there because he stealthed a chick and got arrested for it. Say what you want, but purposely breakin' the condom and continuing to smash her raw is such a turn-on. Don't lecture me on HIV misinformation. Another topic, another era to talk about it if need-be.

That's why I heard a lot of Black American dudes used to travel up the 5 from PNW to Vancouver and Surrey 20 years ago when there was a wave of Black dudes with jungle-fever overload back then: just to get curvy White women in that part of N. America.

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

@WilliamSmith , yeap the rule-of-thumb I have per city you live is is this: have another, additional girlfriend every 200,000 people in population of that city. It's harder to get caught in public that way with one or the other at any time!

e.g. I had in Chile where I had one local leave, I'd shower up, change the sheets, air-out the apartment, and then the next Chilean freak would slide through 2 1/2 hours later. Barebackin' both of them ROTFLMAO :lol: #Antofagasta #Chile #2007 dude I lost so much control of swiping my two girlfriends in and out of the house from making the concrete floor sqeak above the landlord that they threw me out 2 weeks later with a notice on my door beforehand! ROTFLMAO I ONLY stayed for 2 1/2 months!

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

MAKE THIS THREAD A STICKY! DON'T LET IT FALTER/DIE!!!!! HAHHA LMAO

[WilliamSmith]

@WilliamSmith , yeap the rule-of-thumb I have per city you live is is this: have another, additional girlfriend every 200,000 people in population of that city. It's harder to get caught in public that way with one or the other at any time!

e.g. I had in Chile where I had one local leave, I'd shower up, change the sheets, air-out the apartment, and then the next Chilean freak would slide through 2 1/2 hours later. Barebackin' both of them ROTFLMAO :lol: #Antofagasta #Chile #2007 dude I lost so much control of swiping my two girlfriends in and out of the house from making the concrete floor sqeak above the landlord that they threw me out 2 weeks later with a notice on my door beforehand! ROTFLMAO I ONLY stayed for 2 1/2 months!

Ah classic badge of honor: Being evicted from your apartment by your landlord for giving the women screaming orgasms + shaking the walls, building foundations, and "concrete floor squeak."

I'm always honest with the women, myself, not hiding other girlfriends (though that's easier when everyone lives in different areas so the women don't see each other, and you also date single moms and career women in a country known for widespread social alienation, LOL). The American culture is down the drain enough that's often not a problem, but that's interesting to contemplate if Latinas and girls elsewhere find it a lot more objectionable if men have multiple girlfriends? I got a book on this subject of managing multiple girlfriends in order to always do that, but not hurt their feelings... It's an interesting subject....

P.S. Have you been in the Dominican Republic much? I used to think I was thinking with the family jewels in even imagining that was a good expat zone because of good fortune with meeting some mulattas from there, but on further research the DR actually looks very nice as a prospect (not just because of the women)...

[WilliamSmith]

Haahaha your story had me cracking up. BTW I'm a bit conflated on if I should go to Germany or not. It seems like they are putting man through the court system there because he stealthed a chick and got arrested for it.

Not sure about that, but what I heard was Germany's getting reamed so bad they've flooded the country with migrants and rapefugees and now thousands of Germans have fled to Paraguay... so maybe Paraguay's the place to get German girls with big butts now??? Not sure, I am only interested in getting my Catamaran (or other sailboat maybe) and going to the Caribbean or Latin American countries with enough black women, unless I have a new surge of energy and explore Africa a bit too........
"Germanic" was only something I know about from the PNW and some girls from Germany who care to the USSA later (one with a big ass far better than the one posted before), but when I was in Germany as a kid they seemed a bit repressed and psycho....

[WilliamSmith]

Say what you want, but purposely breakin' the condom and continuing to smash her raw is such a turn-on. Don't lecture me on HIV misinformation. Another topic, another era to talk about it if need-be.

Ah, the terrible allure of barebacking, LOL. Those internal rocking wave vaginal contractions the ladies have make it so tempting to do everything as nature intended so that the contractions will pull your seeds into mons veneris and lead to a wonderful world with high population growth rates, but I've always known that risk was terrible, so I accepted rubbers only. I've NEVER done it without protection, knowing the temptation to become addicted to doing it without them could be life-changing and worrying about how to take care of unexpected children, not to mention STD risks.
I initially utterly hated putting those f-ing rubbers on, but gradually got used to it.
True story: Not sure exact #s, but as an inexperienced lad I thought it was so horrible to put those turkeys on that I used lube on the INSIDE to get them on each time, then was thinking "these goddamn things are practically built to slip off, no wonder there's so many unwanted pregnancies in this world," etc, then after further reflection and getting used to putting them on regularly, I had the revelation that if I didn't put lube on the inside, then they didn't actually slip off so much... !!!!!!!!!!