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Ghost wrote:I think we should start offering some Happier Abroad courses. Let's start with these:

Spanish Lessons - by Anatol (Free additional course! How to Censor Words For No Reason)

How to Travel to Eastern Europe and Find a Girlfriend - by Tsar

How to Hate Taiwan but Still Travel There - by Winston Wu

Fake Breasts 101 - by JamesBond

How to Land Your Dream Job and Find Your Soulmate in America - by Devil Dog

How to "+1" Posts - by Jester

How to Increase Your Credibility - by PaloAltoGuy

How to Make Friends with Black People - by Cornfed

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okay Mr Ghost no +1 for you!!!
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Ghost wrote:I think we should start offering some Happier Abroad courses. Let's start with these:

Spanish Lessons - by Anatol (Free additional course! How to Censor Words For No Reason)

How to Travel to Eastern Europe and Find a Girlfriend - by Tsar

How to Hate Taiwan but Still Travel There - by Winston Wu

Fake Breasts 101 - by JamesBond

How to Land Your Dream Job and Find Your Soulmate in America - by Devil Dog

How to "+1" Posts - by Jester

How to Increase Your Credibility - by PaloAltoGuy

How to Make Friends with Black People - by Cornfed

:lol:
That's a pretty good list but you forgot;

How to Succeed Through Positive Thinking and Perseverance - by Ghost

The Optimistic Life - by Taco

Advanced Budgeting Techniques: How I live with my parents for free! - adhdDavid
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Ghost wrote:I think we should start offering some Happier Abroad courses. Let's start with these:

Spanish Lessons - by Anatol (Free additional course! How to Censor Words For No Reason)

How to Travel to Eastern Europe and Find a Girlfriend - by Tsar

How to Hate Taiwan but Still Travel There - by Winston Wu

Fake Breasts 101 - by JamesBond

How to Land Your Dream Job and Find Your Soulmate in America - by Devil Dog

How to "+1" Posts - by Jester

How to Increase Your Credibility - by PaloAltoGuy

How to Make Friends with Black People - by Cornfed

:lol:
Count me in..Where do I sign up... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Happier Abroad Courses

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Race-Baiting 101 - Zboy1

How to Sleep with Ugly Women in Poor Countries but Still Feel Like a Sex God - Will N. Dowd
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Re: Happier Abroad Courses

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Great OP ghost LMAO

How to Sleep with Ugly Women in Poor Countries but Still Feel Like a Sex God - Will N. Dowd and MisterBlueLight
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?
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Here is a course Winston can teach: :P

How to absolutely LOVE the Philippines.

How to absolutely HATE the Philippines.
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droid wrote:Great OP ghost LMAO

How to Sleep with Ugly Women in Poor Countries but Still Feel Like a Sex God - Will N. Dowd and MisterBlueLight
Proof please, with pics and names. I won't post girls here, but since you claim to have met them all why don't you?

Mr. Blue Light said the same thing in his manila sex diarrhea thread yet couldn't prove it. Big surprise. If you can prove what he couldn't do it or admit you are a liar just like he is.

"How to make fun of people you are actually jealous of since they get hot p***y and you don't" by co authors Droid and Ghost.
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Re: Happier Abroad Courses

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WnD wrote:Proof please, with pics and names. I won't post girls here, but since you claim to have met them all why don't you?
Mr. Blue Light said the same thing in his manila sex diarrhea thread yet couldn't prove it. Big surprise. If you can prove what he couldn't do it or admit you are a liar just like he is.
"How to make fun of people you are actually jealous of since they get hot p***y and you don't" by co authors Droid and Ghost.
Lol we're all joking, and I was making emphasis on MBL, but since you ask:
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there

Also the one that pulled 1000 pesos off of you was hideous
viewtopic.php?f=16&t=24892&p=203587#p203587
https://www.facebook.com/floremae.romo
that profile is no longer there. But since she managed to scam you that was probably representative of the type of chick you go for.

You take the jokes too seriously.
I must say I'm happy for you guys nevertheless, as i plan to follow suit soon, but the burden of proof lays on you WnD and MBL; a lot of claims but no pics.

These are some of my favorites on FC, when you guys start posting pics like these (with you in them) then we'll be impressed:
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And some of my favs on the vietnam site, I'm corresponding with some of them:
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And voila, this has become yet another Fili-thread
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1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?
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My dating profiles and looks work, it's what gets me the cute young gals. That's why I use it. I'm sure you've tried to copy it.
You wouldn't understand. You haven't been a model, your size doesn't rip condoms like mine does and the cute girls don't give it up on the first date.
My butt doesn't hurt, I'm not gay. I assume since you don't get p***y then you must have turned gay and your butt does hurt!

I notice you left lines in between your responses so you can fit the jealousy in there.
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This girl is hideous you say:

https://www.facebook.com/floremae.romo

You have to log into see it just like all fb accounts.

Then the other girls pics you posted are hideous too. Get your eyes checked!
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Re: Happier Abroad Courses

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Will N. Dowd wrote:This girl is hideous you say:
https://www.facebook.com/floremae.romo
You have to log into see it just like all fb accounts.
Lol, have at it by all means, don't let our jealousy get in the way of a God. Lol
Will N. Dowd wrote:Then the other girls pics you posted are hideous too. Get your eyes checked!
I'll keep these "busted" ones lol

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2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?
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Traveler wrote:Race-Baiting 101 - Zboy1

How to Sleep with Ugly Women in Poor Countries but Still Feel Like a Sex God - Will N. Dowd
Were you hiding on my balcony staring into my room at the girls I'm banging? If yes post the pics, if no, just admit you are Mr.Bluelight.

Winston, check the IP's of Traveler and Mr. Blue Light. Mr. Bluelight also said I slept with ugly girls, but then admitted he didn't know anything about them. Looks like he's trying the same thing again posting as Traveler.

If someone really wanted to go sleep with ugly girls in poor countries, I can think of much worse countries than the Philippines. Try Bolivia.
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Finding Happiness Abroad as a Christian Whoremonger - newlifeinphilippines
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