Women who are waiting for the "Perfect Man"

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Women who are waiting for the "Perfect Man"

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Here are some pictures of women who are waiting for the "perfect man." Someone should tell these women that the perfect man does not exist! :roll:

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."


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The second one is really funny.
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Re: Women who are waiting for the "Perfect Man"

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Here is Matthew Hussey explaining to women why the "perfect man" does not exist.

"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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Re: Women who are waiting for the "Perfect Man"

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There's only one guy that I know that comes close. Dolph Lundgren has Masters degree, black belt karate, movie star, tall, handsome, speaks 4 languages etc...

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However, he's getting old now and he has strange taste in women which means he had to screw his way to the top.

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You guys are taking it literally, waiting doesnt mean she is waiting, it just make her look good in the eyes of public.
Women are good manipulators and men are falling for that bs, they will say things like 'im concentrating on my carrer no time for marriage and kids, im working on myself, im waiting for mr perfect...what she really saying is i wanna ride a lot of cock before i settle down, men will always be there.
Women are not desperate for men, they can easily wait till mid 30s and marry a guy who is good looking, good job and will take care of her.
i ve seen plenty example of this, one of my best friends married women with kid and he is a guy who could actually pick up in clubs, good looking, got pad off house worth 500k and she got nothing, not even a car.
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Banano wrote:You guys are taking it literally, waiting doesnt mean she is waiting, it just make her look good in the eyes of public.
Women are good manipulators and men are falling for that bs, they will say things like 'im concentrating on my carrer no time for marriage and kids, im working on myself, im waiting for mr perfect...what she really saying is i wanna ride a lot of cock before i settle down, men will always be there.
Women are not desperate for men, they can easily wait till mid 30s and marry a guy who is good looking, good job and will take care of her.
i ve seen plenty example of this, one of my best friends married women with kid and he is a guy who could actually pick up in clubs, good looking, got pad off house worth 500k and she got nothing, not even a car.

why did he marry her then?
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Why he married her? I think its because he wanted someone who will be loyal and I can say this woman will be MORE loyal than sluts he used to pick up in clubs.
But still, it is a huge compromise, she doesn't even have drivers licence which is a good thing I guess, she has to rely on him
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