U.S. Olympian's Secret Life As Las Vegas Escort

Teal Lantern · Post by **Teal Lantern** » December 21st, 2012, 7:04 pm

A three-time U.S. Olympian whose illustrious running career has included a Nike TV commercial, a swimsuit calendar, and ongoing promotional work for Disney has spent the last year doubling as a $600-an-hour call girl, an astounding secret life that she now regretfully calls a â€œhuge mistake.â€
Isn't it always "a mistake"?

Beginning last December, Suzy Favor Hamilton, 44, has worked with one of Las Vegasâ€™s premier escort services, booking scores of â€œdatesâ€ in Sin City and other U.S. cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, and Houston.

While Favor Hamilton (seen at right) has used an alias, â€œKelly Lundy,â€ when working as an escort, she inexplicably shared her true identity with several male clients, believing that her secret was somehow safe with strangers who paid for her company by leaving envelopes stuffed with cash on bathroom vanities in swanky hotels.
Oh, it's easy enough to "explic". It wasn't thrilling enough to get pumped-and-dumped under hubby's nose. She ALSO needed to be admired for her former glory.

Favor Hamilton described the escort business as â€œexciting,â€ an illicit midlife diversion from her routine existence, one in which she operates a successful Madison, Wisconsin real estate brokerage with her husband, delivers motivational speeches, and does promotional work for various businesses and groups, including Disneyâ€™s running series and Wisconsinâ€™s Potato & Vegetable Growers Association.

She said that only her husband Mark, 44, was aware of her escort work, but that, â€œHe tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasnâ€™t supportive of this at all.â€
With that degree of respect, where does a man[gina] sign up?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ton-136952

flyingmonkey9 · Post by **flyingmonkey9** » December 21st, 2012, 10:20 pm

Haha! Thats funny! I'm from Madison and quite familiar with her...

FreeYourMind · Post by **FreeYourMind** » December 22nd, 2012, 1:09 am

$600 an hour for a 44 year old not particularly attractive escort? That's insane, just another indication of how screwed up US society is.

Teal Lantern · Post by **Teal Lantern** » December 22nd, 2012, 5:10 am

I think the more screwed-up part is how her husband (and daughter) are just expected to sit there and take it.
Under the regime of man's-fault frivorce, it's financially cheaper to keep her.
The law forces him, one way or another, to pay for any negative outcome of her actions.

As for the kid, well school should become more "interesting" as the story (like mommy's legs) spreads.

To honor and cherish? Huh? What?

flyingmonkey9 wrote:Haha! Thats funny! I'm from Madison and quite familiar with her...

Lots of guys are.

In LV, LA, Chicago, Houston ...

Post by **jamesbond** » December 22nd, 2012, 6:01 am

FreeYourMind wrote:$600 an hour for a 44 year old not particularly attractive escort? That's insane, just another indication of how screwed up US society is.

Your right, who would pay $600 an hour to be with her? In Germany the average cost is 60 euros (which is about $72 american dollars) and the girls are younger and much better looking.

It just goes to show you how expensive it is to get laid in the USA!

Teal Lantern · Post by **Teal Lantern** » December 22nd, 2012, 6:22 am

jamesbond wrote:
FreeYourMind wrote:$600 an hour for a 44 year old not particularly attractive escort? That's insane, just another indication of how screwed up US society is.
Your right, who would pay $600 an hour to be with her? In Germany the average cost is 60 euros (which is about $72 american dollars) and the girls are younger and much better looking.

It just goes to show you how expensive it is to get laid in the USA!

Maybe these guys were paying that much to be with a "former Olympian".
(Why else would she tell them her real name?)

It's like people who find status in high-priced sneakers, meals, jewelry/watches, or the crap they tell you is art.

marklambo · Post by **marklambo** » December 22nd, 2012, 2:31 pm

Are some men really that stupid to pay such an amount for such an ugly old hag? I mean come on, who gives a f**k she was a former olympian. She's 44 for goodness sake. And how does she have the audacity to complain that her husband was not supportive of what she's doing. I bet if the tables were turned, she would flip out if her husband was doing that. Society here is just out of control.

$600 an hour for this ???
$6000 for 24 hours???
Are you f***ing kidding me?

marklambo · Post by **marklambo** » December 22nd, 2012, 2:34 pm

jamesbond wrote:
FreeYourMind wrote:$600 an hour for a 44 year old not particularly attractive escort? That's insane, just another indication of how screwed up US society is.
Your right, who would pay $600 an hour to be with her? In Germany the average cost is 60 euros (which is about $72 american dollars) and the girls are younger and much better looking.

It just goes to show you how expensive it is to get laid in the USA!

getting laid here is definitely a huge expense on it's own. Getting laid in the USA is like going to a 1 star restaurant and paying 5 star prices for it.

Andrewww · Post by **Andrewww** » December 22nd, 2012, 9:18 pm

If that ugly hag showed up at my hotel room I would send her back to the Olympic stadium double time.

***JP*** · Post by ***JP*** » December 22nd, 2012, 10:00 pm

That thing is uglier than a kick in the balls. I rather take a kick in the balls and call it a night.

Post by **jamesbond** » December 22nd, 2012, 11:37 pm

***JP*** wrote:That thing is uglier than a kick in the balls. I rather take a kick in the balls and call it a night.

And she has the audacity to charge $ 600 an hour! WTF?

I wouldn't pay her $ 60 an hour!