Why You Shouldn't Marry a Slut

[gnosis]

An American woman wrote to an advice columnist about her wedding night disaster.

After things started heating up between her and hubby, she began moaning, using the name of her former boyfriend.

Woman: "Oh Rick, oh..."

Husband: "Who the hell is Rick?"

Check out the story here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyl ... andom_1_na

Word of advice guys: If you're not her first, then don't be the first one to put a ring on her.

Why would anyone buy a used car when they can buy a new one for the same price?