I pretty much just ignore fat girls. After all, my philosophy on them is: "Fat girls aren't real people." Seriously, what right to they think they have to be snobby towards men?
Several years ago, I had a friend that said she was going to set me up with a friend of hers; and she said, "She's not exactly skinny, but I think you'll get past that." Great! (sarcasm) So the day came when I was supposed to meet this girl, and holy hell, I had to do a double-take! I said to my friend, "Get this landbeast away from me!" My friend said, "But, she has a great personality!" I said, "Sorry, I don't want to date a girl of that size. Number one, I can't afford those kind of dates! Number two, goin' hoggin' isn't exactly my idea of a good time!" That's when Fatty threw a hissy-fit, actually saying, "I'm the best you'll ever have, and you just threw it away." I just laughed and ran away. My friend later sent me an IM and chewed me out for being mean to her friend. I said, "To quote the great philosopher Homer Simpson:
NO FAT CHICKS!"
Ever since then, I have been really brutal towards fat chicks, even going as far as heckling them at football games.
