Gold Digger-Social Experiement

[E Irizarry R&B Singer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl9j_W9 ... J4kSFxbvjA

[Ghost]

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[traveller]

Reminds me of this joke:

A man approaches a woman and asks, "Will you sleep with me for a million dollars?"

The woman immediately shouts, "Yes!"

The man then asks, "Will you sleep with me for a dollar?"

The woman looks horrified and says, "What kind of girl do you think I am?"

The man replies, "We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating price."

Having just read the interesting joke, I came up with something else here.

It's a sunny summer afternoon at the Polonia Triangle on Division and Ashland in Chicago's Wicker Park neighborhood.

A man wearing a gold shirt and black pants (black and gold are Latin Kings colors) with Latin Kings tattoos approaches a single woman hanging out at the fountain in the middle of the park and asks; "Would you like to go out with me? Perhaps the Hard Rock Cafe?"

The woman says; "Yes!"

The man then says; "Let's go to my car then." (Leads her to a rusted old Ford Taurus)

The woman says; "That's totally ugly and not appealing to me! Goodbye!" (But then the man sees a luxury Stretch Limousine stop at a red light)

The man says; "There's a stretch limo at that light. I'll fetch it for us if you'd like."

The woman says; "Great idea there! I'm along with you!"

(The man pulls out a MAC-10, fires through the side window of the luxury stretch limousine, killing the driver, who slumps forward against the wheel. The man and the lady rush the vehicle, pull the dead driver out, steal his wallet and numerous other things, and throw him onto the street, hop in, and then take off just as the light turns green.)

The woman says; "Wow! This is so totally luxurious!" (Looking through the driver's stolen belongings and equipment, seeing countless thousands in cash, credit cards, credit card recipts, and other stuff). "And look at all this money we have! Let's go somewhere more luxurious!"

The man says; "Sure. Got any places in mind?"

The woman says; "How about the Moto Restaurant?"

The man says; "Excellent choice! Off we go!"