Easiest foreign language: BBC Pidgin

[Shemp]

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-59034457

@Cornfed, in particular, might want to consider one of the Pidgin speaking countries after his time in Mexico runs out. Speaking the local language is always useful and this language appears very easy for native English speakers. Much easier than even Spanish.

[Shemp]

Here's a Pidgin excerpt from the article about transplants from pigs to humans (https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-58999894). Definitely this is the easiest foreign language to start with (other than maybe Ebonics) for those who think learning a foreign language is difficult:

US surgeons say dem don successfully give pig kidney to one human for transplant breakthrough.

And dem hope say dis go later solve donor organ shortages.

The Di recipient dey brain-dead, meaning dem don already dey on artificial life support wit no hope say e go recover.

Di kidney bin come from one pig wey dem don genetically modify to stop di organ wey di body dey recognise as "foreign" and e don reject.

[WilliamSmith]

I only just learned of the existence of Pidgin English from Nigeria last year when I was researching good countries to go with black women, and was very impressed.
Just be careful not to be caught practicing it in public if you're still in any of the "woke" countries full of white liberals and controlled by jews, because they might mistake you for making fun of 'ebonics' and get a bolshevik mob chasing you down the street without waiting for an explanation.

My favorite piece from when I first discovered BBC Pidgin:
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-55945802

Wetin be Dogecoin [Doge]

Dogecoin dey use one Shiba Inu dog as dia logo and dis dey based on one meme wey feature di animal.

Two software workers, Jackson Palmer and Billy Markus create Dogecoin for 2013 afta one of dem crack joke about di next big cryptocurrency, according to one interview with tori pipo Vice.

Like play, like play di joke don turn to real and Dogecoin don get market value of $6.3bn (£4.6bn) as at on Thursday morning, according to Coinmarketcap.com, one cryptocurrency data provider.

Di value of one single Dogecoin rise to $0.05204 dat Thursday morning wey Elon Musk tweet, dat na up by almost three cents in 24 hours. Di volume of trading don go up to times three ova di day.

Dogecoin market value now sit at almost $7 billion, and dis make am di 12th biggest among cryptocurrencies, according to CoinMarketCap.


Wetin you need to know about Cryptocurrencies

Na computers dey generate Cryptocurrencies like Dogecoin and Bitcoin. Dia supposed value dey come from di limited number wey dem fit compute.

But as e be say Cryptocurrencies no get in-built value like gold or land, and no ability to generate income like a company or bond, cryptocurrencies dey highly volatile and fit crash as fast as dem dey rise.