Pornhub, Xhamster, and numerous similar sites blocked in Florida. Send DeSantis to Saudi Arabia!
Posted: February 17th, 2025, 9:24 am
While the vast majority of videos and picture galleries on Pornhub, Xhamster, and similar websites are nothing but gruel, there are a few videos and galleries on those sites that I actually love, including ones filmed at Key West Fantasy fest and New Orleans Mardi gras.
In many cases, guys that are single, guys that are alienated by America's toxic, soulless, man-hating culture, guys that have even done years in prison for approaching a woman to ask her out (and now the entire community wants them dead, killed by AK-47 fire, Molotov Cocktails, and pipe bombs), and guys whom have lost all hope of ever finding a girlfriend in this burned-out bird called America, porn, including XHamster and Pornhub, is their only escape from the isolation and terminal celibacy.
But now, Florida governor Ron DeSantis and his legislation has blocked all access to those websites, including Pornhub and XHamster. Accessing any of those websites from any IP address that is located in Florida is like trying to bust through ten feet of steel with wood chips and a rubber band slingshot.
Governor DeSantis and his legislation all belong in Saudi Arabia, where I hear that pornography is completely illegal for all ages, and possession of pornography, including DVDs, magazines, and removable "sandisk" things, carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison and a fine of 3 million Saudi riyals. And not only is pornography illegal in Saudi Arabia, but in fact, women in Saudi Arabia are required to wear niqabs at all times while out in public! In Saudi Arabia, all women are required by law to be fully covered from the cheeks all the way down to the ground. Even their hands are required to be covered, and the niqab is required to hang in deep loose folds that conceal the shape and outline of a woman's body. And not only are women in Saudi Arabia required to be fully covered except for their eyes, but it's even illegal for any man to point a camera in the direction of a woman, even at an angle, let alone take pictures, including of scenery, that get a woman or two in frame.
In many cases, guys that are single, guys that are alienated by America's toxic, soulless, man-hating culture, guys that have even done years in prison for approaching a woman to ask her out (and now the entire community wants them dead, killed by AK-47 fire, Molotov Cocktails, and pipe bombs), and guys whom have lost all hope of ever finding a girlfriend in this burned-out bird called America, porn, including XHamster and Pornhub, is their only escape from the isolation and terminal celibacy.
But now, Florida governor Ron DeSantis and his legislation has blocked all access to those websites, including Pornhub and XHamster. Accessing any of those websites from any IP address that is located in Florida is like trying to bust through ten feet of steel with wood chips and a rubber band slingshot.
Governor DeSantis and his legislation all belong in Saudi Arabia, where I hear that pornography is completely illegal for all ages, and possession of pornography, including DVDs, magazines, and removable "sandisk" things, carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison and a fine of 3 million Saudi riyals. And not only is pornography illegal in Saudi Arabia, but in fact, women in Saudi Arabia are required to wear niqabs at all times while out in public! In Saudi Arabia, all women are required by law to be fully covered from the cheeks all the way down to the ground. Even their hands are required to be covered, and the niqab is required to hang in deep loose folds that conceal the shape and outline of a woman's body. And not only are women in Saudi Arabia required to be fully covered except for their eyes, but it's even illegal for any man to point a camera in the direction of a woman, even at an angle, let alone take pictures, including of scenery, that get a woman or two in frame.