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How did he learn how to do this in the first place????

Think about that one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

Chimps are polygamous. And love sex. Imagine them being locked up like this. So there you have it!

He is in the US and dateless. What do you expect? And the reason he cannot find another chimp is probably because he lacks social skills and needs to take a class or something. And, also, be better groomed.

If I'd stayed there for one more dateless year, I would 've probably started doing the same thing. And would not spare cats or dogs or even chicken. Dead ones, too.

There was a case in Nevada where a guy was caught raping a pumpkin. Another unintended consequence of the feminist onslaught.

So glad I am abroad! Bring that chimp to Angeles City. He'd be one of the better looking guys around. He'd also look more human than some of the characters I see walking down Fields Ave.

Chimps are incredibly strong animals and have the strength of 3 large grown men.

If you screw up and get in an enclosed space with a group of them and piss off the Alpha, they are completely capable of picking up a tool and committing murder. You hear of accidents with trainers and accidents in the zoo - it's no such thing.

It's murder.

globetrotter wrote:Chimps are incredibly strong animals and have the strength of 3 large grown men.

If you screw up and get in an enclosed space with a group of them and piss off the Alpha, they are completely capable of picking up a tool and committing murder. You hear of accidents with trainers and accidents in the zoo - it's no such thing.

It's murder.

They don't need a tool or enclosed space. They can easily disfigure you (eat off your face or hands) or even kill you with their bare hands and teeth in the open. It happens sometimes. I read about a guy stupid enough to get off his boat and walk onto a chimp infested island. The alpha clobbered him. Also, many here probably read about the lady who got her face chewed off by a very tame chimp last year. She had a face transplant but still looks disfigured.