Old Boomer Jokes Thread

[Tsar]

This thread is for people to write jokes about Old Boomers.

I'll begin by posting a poem that I wrote in a short amount of time.

Everyone can call him senile
Everything he speaks is bile
He's nasty like a dirty crocodile
His perversions are most vile
He's a degenerate in total denial
Drinks his Viagra from a glass vile
Chased by Egyptians across the Nile
All his exes are keeping a secret file
He had sex with a gay man called Kyle
Someone wants him to stand on trial
Why? He had sex atop an old sundial
He loves his whores slutty with guile
Everyone thought he was really suicidal
No...that's because he had to walk a mile
He thought he was going into sex exile
Wouldn't be able to get girls to defile
Don't worry! The females aren't juvenile
Why does that vile cur always bark bile?
He's a degenerate Boomer turned senile!