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[Tsar]

A wicked traveler was caught
Soon to reap what he wrought
Tsar ordered him to be taken
This made the fool quite shaken
Tsar got a glass of beer from a keg
Drank it while Voyager1 began to beg
Then Tsar got his really sharp sword
All the crowd were excited and roared
That truthseeking traveler was now crying
He knew he was minutes away from dying
Tsar lifted the sword and brought it down
Voyager1 wouldn't see Tsar get his crown
Tsar had caused that wicked traveler to end
Voyager1 should have chosen to be a friend
The fool had instead chosen to lose his head
Now he has joined the ranks of the many dead

[Tsar]

A wicked traveler went to a desert land
A place filled with an ocean of sand
He was captured by the Islamic State
Declared him an infidel of evil and hate
They were all wearing a common mask
Buy why did they catch him you might ask?
It's because Tsar cashed in a really big favor
Now, he will watch a beheading video to savor
One of the Islamic State got a serrated knife
Sawing until that wicked traveler lost his life
Blood was gushing from his truly lethal injury
This was all designed by Tsar's great fury
Tsar told that fool to accept that he lost
The foolish traveler paid the ultimate cost

[Tsar]

Wicked traveller was caught in a raid
While Tsar was with a teen getting laid
A beautiful morning in great Pyongyang
But wicked traveller awakened to a bang
Arrested by private mercenaries and taken
He was taken to North Korea. He was shaken
Tsar would go to North Korea for a show
It would be very cold but it wouldn't snow
The execution of a wicked traveller was near
Wicked traveller trembled with the greatest fear
On his neck was a strong North Korea soldier's boot
Then Tsar was handed a gun and allowed to shoot
Any last words you filthy disgusting American fag?
Then a Korean dog barked and its tail began to wag
That was the sign for the execution to commence
Everyone became calm after a moment quite tense

[Tsar]

Wicked traveler, a man fatter than a cow
But he turned into a really squealing sow
I really think he's somewhere on the fence
More boring than the traitorous Mike Pence
He got jumped and molested by two hicks
Forced to get a brutal probing from two dicks
He was like an animal ready to be slaughtered
Or a superhero willing to be mercilessly martyred
That voyager is really an immoral and nasty sinner
Cannibals will serve him for a savory holiday dinner
That truthseeker was a nasty brainwashed scum
He really is the greatest guy at being terribly dumb
His head will be displayed for all on a silver platter
He really is the world's most useless living matter

[Tsar]

Voyager1 was a real nasty Grinch
A traveler everyone wants to lynch
He is so wicked it's like he's coal
He should be bitten by a rabid vole
He is like the most stupid ugly bot
He is truly the most terrible rot
Don't get a nice Christmas tree
That dog will shower it with pee
Denied a bottle of expire Fanta
Backlisted by good old Santa
Truthseeker likes his girls loose
He cannot even read Dr. Seuss
Then saw COVID and sniffed
He died! The ultimate gift!

[Tsar]

[img]https:// iplogger. org/1tgbu7.jpg[/img,]I had your ip up for 3 hours and people saw.

@wickedtraveller

wickedtraveller posted an IP
He wanted everyone to see
He felt nasty and wicked glee
But a halfwit doesn't scare me!
He is the most cuckoldish fool
But he really is a terrible tool
He is a monstrous giant ghoul
Can he please drown in a pool?
That traveler is a pompous pain
He lost his mosquito-size brain
More misguided than John McCain
Almost yanked an African lion's mane
He stole a vicious dog's favorite bone
And he stole a child's ice cream cone
That voyager is not intelligent or cool
He should go to the Halfwits' School

[Tsar]

Wickedtraveller is like a bad joke
Or a junkie that just snorted coke
He is lame, not at all clever or funny
He would scream if he saw a bunny
So unnoticed like a patch of moss
He is like a rainbow-dyed albatross
Some people think he's a bad donkey
Others believe he's a monstrous monkey
He's also called Voyager1 and Truthseeker
He eats a worn-out and nasty used sneaker
He is the worst untouchable-class peasant
He should be beaked-to-death by a pheasant
Otherwise, I will hire someone like John Wick
He might die in a most violent Halloween trick

[Tsar]

Wickedtraveller is quite simple
Uglier than an oozing pimple
He's a genital wart on a fag
He's told he must wear a bag
His head is completely hideous
A monster in the film Insidious
He is terrible at the Art of War
He is more a loser than Al Gore
Thinks to much inside a box
He thinks he controls Fort Knox
I told that useless dog he must heel
wickedtraveller is a sour lemon peel
I think he much have his throat cut
And a bayonet sodomize his butt

[Tsar]

Twas Christmas Eve and Shemp was stirring
His girlfriend, knotted by a dog, was purring
Yick was drinking tea and angrier than a brat
Chinese version of Santa gave him a dirty mat
Spencer sat eating Christmas cookies that he stole
Unaware that by stealing from Santa means coal
Dan Cilley was imagining unwrapping a beautiful teen
While crying about how life was unfair and mean
Voyager1 was in a slay painted as a funny pirate's ship
Yo ho ho, he's not Santa, he's just uncool and not hip
Huddo was working a part-time job for extra dough
Got kissed by a female Hodor when under mistletoe
HouseMD was skinning a cat for a Christmas meal
A Jekyll and Hyde with a cat's hide and feline veal
Santa looked at his naughty list...took another look
No gifts for them just like none for the bad rat in a nook

[Tsar]

He was the captain of a U-boat
He wore a sailor's cap and coat
Set sail on a Voyage out to sea
It was a battle so he felt glee
Yickston Churchill was there
The British were drawing near
Captain has royal German blood
He couldn't escape a sea of mud
Yickston ordered the great attack
Victory for the pompous British Black
The German was like a defeated germ
He was wriggling like a dying worm
Captain didn't go down with his ship
That must have been his worst trip

[Voyager1]

.

[Tsar]

Here's a Haiku about...well, I am sure you can guess...

He is a wanker
A black Brit very ugly
What a dirty nob

[Voyager1]

Merry Christmas

[Tsar]

Merry Christmas

Just a fantasy poem.

It's not a poem, it's a song.

Also, I don't and I won't ever love anyone. At least not genuinely. I lost my ability to love.

[Tsar]

That @wickedtraveller is back
He's a foolish halfwit and a quack
He thinks he can use an iplogger
He's a crushed frog in Frogger
Silly Traveller, teens are for Tsar
Sluts and Whores are for Losers
Me? It's time I bed a girl that "bait"
I will know it's something you will hate
Imagine when I get virgin blood
But you are a pig covered in mud
You will try to shout and to speak
But it will only be a mouse's squeak
But Tsar will be the greatest King
His name will be all the people Sing!