I Asked Him If I Was Pretty.

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Taco
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I Asked Him If I Was Pretty.

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There's a reason American men stay up late at night looking at foreign women porn while their wife is waiting for them in bed hoping to have sex.

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MrMan
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Re: I Asked Him If I Was Pretty.

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How about this reason: the guy is a porn addict and maybe a bit of an idiot. He chooses looking at other naked women online instead of sleeping with his wife. It's like eating the picture the microwaved Tostino's Pizza came in when you've got a fresh piping hot Mr. Gatti's pizza on the table. If your pizza isn't that good-looking, turn out the lights and enjoy.
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