Joke of the year...
Posted: June 15th, 2012, 7:21 pm
A doctor from France says:
"In France, the medicine is so advanced that we
Cut off a man's testicles, we put them onto another
Man, and in 6 weeks he is out looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
Brain out of a person, we put it into another person's
Head, and in 4 weeks he is out looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In
Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into
another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work."
The U.S. Doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing
my colleagues, you are way behind Us....in the USA, about 3 years
ago, we grabbed A person from Kenya with no brains, no heart,
and No balls....we made him President of the United States,
and now....... The whole damn country is
Out looking for
work
"In France, the medicine is so advanced that we
Cut off a man's testicles, we put them onto another
Man, and in 6 weeks he is out looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
Brain out of a person, we put it into another person's
Head, and in 4 weeks he is out looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In
Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into
another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work."
The U.S. Doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing
my colleagues, you are way behind Us....in the USA, about 3 years
ago, we grabbed A person from Kenya with no brains, no heart,
and No balls....we made him President of the United States,
and now....... The whole damn country is
Out looking for
work