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Completed version of my "Winnie-the-Wu Bear" rap.
It goes along well with this beat ("Yeah" by Usher). Most Tupac beats also work well. (Someone should really make an audio recording of this rap. That would be hilarious.)
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
In the cozy suburb of Fremont, California
There's so much datelessness that there's no gonorrhea!
Poor lil Winston was ostracized at school
Fellow kids were cruel and said he wasn't cool
Everyday was hell, so he didn't turn out well
In the local asylum he had to dwell
Off to Taiwan then back to the States
But still, not a single mate, and not even dates!
And then off to college to attain some knowledge
But he was neglected, rejected, disconnected!
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
Next he moved to the gloomy town of Seattle
Where people were so lifeless that they seemed like cattle
He couldn't take it anymore, and trekked to the East
And oh my goodness gracious, did his love life increase!
From a hopeless nerdy loser to an Asian rock star
In Russia, ladies treated him just like a czar!
Winnie was featured in a Baltic magazine
Boy, did that really raise his own self-esteem!
Another rise to fame was in Cherepovets
Where he got a black eye, but had no regrets!
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
Welcome to Manila where the streets is hot
Where the food is hot and the chicks is hot
Where Winston found his soulmate Missus Dianne
He used no PUA, he ain't need no game plan!
All you guys out there, listen to this wise man!
Visit his website, his forum, and his blog
Cuz Winnie-the-Wu's got a different point of view!
He thinks outside the box
He thinks outside his socks
He thinks outside the flock
He thinks just like a fox
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
HappierAbroad is his personal thang
With that he makes tons and TONS of gains
He's got Dianne as his personal proof
So y'all know he ain't no stupid goof
Mistah JamesBond is his right-hand man
Plus all the rest of his hardcore clan
Don't forget the wonderful rockety rockety Rock
For Taiwanese girls - He's got a nice cock!
How 'bout the loyal Momopi down at O.C.
And Ladislav who's got some REAL suaaave
God bless Steve Nesse who'll take away your stress
Of American women who constantly oppress
Then Winston's faithful PhxSosa
Wants 'em hermosa girls from Formooosa
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
Led by Winnie-the-Wooh
We all go to Cebu!
Leave America behind
So you'll have peace of mind!
HappierAbroad is no stupid fraud!
Hip hip hooray
Out of the USA!
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
It goes along well with this beat ("Yeah" by Usher). Most Tupac beats also work well. (Someone should really make an audio recording of this rap. That would be hilarious.)
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
In the cozy suburb of Fremont, California
There's so much datelessness that there's no gonorrhea!
Poor lil Winston was ostracized at school
Fellow kids were cruel and said he wasn't cool
Everyday was hell, so he didn't turn out well
In the local asylum he had to dwell
Off to Taiwan then back to the States
But still, not a single mate, and not even dates!
And then off to college to attain some knowledge
But he was neglected, rejected, disconnected!
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
Next he moved to the gloomy town of Seattle
Where people were so lifeless that they seemed like cattle
He couldn't take it anymore, and trekked to the East
And oh my goodness gracious, did his love life increase!
From a hopeless nerdy loser to an Asian rock star
In Russia, ladies treated him just like a czar!
Winnie was featured in a Baltic magazine
Boy, did that really raise his own self-esteem!
Another rise to fame was in Cherepovets
Where he got a black eye, but had no regrets!
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
Welcome to Manila where the streets is hot
Where the food is hot and the chicks is hot
Where Winston found his soulmate Missus Dianne
He used no PUA, he ain't need no game plan!
All you guys out there, listen to this wise man!
Visit his website, his forum, and his blog
Cuz Winnie-the-Wu's got a different point of view!
He thinks outside the box
He thinks outside his socks
He thinks outside the flock
He thinks just like a fox
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
HappierAbroad is his personal thang
With that he makes tons and TONS of gains
He's got Dianne as his personal proof
So y'all know he ain't no stupid goof
Mistah JamesBond is his right-hand man
Plus all the rest of his hardcore clan
Don't forget the wonderful rockety rockety Rock
For Taiwanese girls - He's got a nice cock!
How 'bout the loyal Momopi down at O.C.
And Ladislav who's got some REAL suaaave
God bless Steve Nesse who'll take away your stress
Of American women who constantly oppress
Then Winston's faithful PhxSosa
Wants 'em hermosa girls from Formooosa
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
Led by Winnie-the-Wooh
We all go to Cebu!
Leave America behind
So you'll have peace of mind!
HappierAbroad is no stupid fraud!
Hip hip hooray
Out of the USA!
It's Winnie-the-Wu Bear
In his Philippines lair
He ain't no crazy weasel
Cuz he's slick as diesel!
In fact he's super unique
But not a geek nor a freak!
He's got amazing physique
Just like the Ancient Greeks!
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Truthville
- Freshman Poster
- Posts: 249
- Joined: July 23rd, 2010, 5:42 pm
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies!" TV Theme
Come and listen to a story
About a boy named Wu
Frustrated cause' American Woman
wouldn't touch his tiny tool.
BUT then one day
he was surfing' on the web
when the idea of expiating
climbed in his bobble-head!
Cheap Sex....3rd World living.......
WELL.......
The next thing you know
Old Wu is outta here
With financing from Daddy
to get from here to there.....
He decided quite quickly
that Russia wasn't for he
So...he hitched a ride w/Stephan
and moved to the Philippines
Angles City that is.....
Nasty Whores......
STDs.................
Come and listen to a story
About a boy named Wu
Frustrated cause' American Woman
wouldn't touch his tiny tool.
BUT then one day
he was surfing' on the web
when the idea of expiating
climbed in his bobble-head!
Cheap Sex....3rd World living.......
WELL.......
The next thing you know
Old Wu is outta here
With financing from Daddy
to get from here to there.....
He decided quite quickly
that Russia wasn't for he
So...he hitched a ride w/Stephan
and moved to the Philippines
Angles City that is.....
Nasty Whores......
STDs.................
"What we are seeing in this headless misandry is a grand display of the Tyranny of the Underdog: "I am a wretchedly longstanding victim;therefore I own no burden of adult accountability, nor need to honor any restraint against my words and actions. In fact, all efforts to restrain me are only further proof of my oppressed condition."
"It is the most perfect trump-card against accountable living ever devised."
"It is the most perfect trump-card against accountable living ever devised."
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The_Hero_of_Men
- Experienced Poster
- Posts: 1142
- Joined: January 20th, 2011, 11:22 am
- Location: The Surface (Hyrule)
- Contact:
***Sung to the opening of Sonic the Hedgehog: SatAM***
Western woman... gave him "itch"
Winston the Wu-man
Too good, for the Ameribitch
Winston the Wu-man
Winston-- he can really screw
Winston-- he's got an attitude
Winston-- he loves screwing bar girl Filipinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Look out for his tiny tool
Winston the Wu-man
Filipina whores, he likes you
Winston the Wu-man
Winston-- he can really screw
Winston-- he's got an attitude
Winston-- he loves screwing bar girl Filipinas
He loves screwing bar girl Filipinas
He loves screwing bar girl Filipinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
I know this is a weak attempt, but I just made this up, and I did not really put a lot of thought inito it.
Wielding the blade of evil's bane, he sealed the dark one away and gave the land light. This man, who traveled through time to save the land, was known as the Hero of Men. The man's tale was passed down through generations until it became legend...
Check out these funny but mean rap rhymes about me composed long ago by my arch enemy Dave Fuller and his gang.
http://www.happierabroad.com/Critics_Bashers.htm
Songs about Winston (composed by my bashers)
Like one of my friends said, “These people have too much time on their hands……â€
Scooby Doo....
Winnie Winnie Woo
What the f**k are you?
A scammming fugly maggot
Your not fooling me
With your lastest "squeeze"
She knows your a small-dicked faggot...
Ya the only mystery for Winnie Woo
is how he can withstand all the flack, don't hold back!
But Winnie Woo, when Auntie meets you, you know your gonna get a Auntie SMACK! that's a fact!
Desperado...
Winston Woo
Why don't you come to your senses....
You been out riding whores
for so long now
Oh your a pathetic one
But we know that you have your reasons
Daddy sending support will hurt you somehow...
Don't ya go to Tiajuna boy
Syphillis will get you if it's able
But you know cheap whores are always your "best" bet...
Now it seems to me, so fine things have been laid upon your table..
But you only want the ones that you can't get...
Winston Woo-uuuu
Well you get no younger,
Your shame and your hunger,
are driving you home
and Freedom
oh Freedom
Well that's just Diane talking
her prison is whoring with you all alone.
Henry VIII
Ah Winnie Woo he is
Winnie Woo he is he is
He paid for sex to the whore next door...
He paid a million times before
And everyone was a cheap whore, cheap whore
he didn't care if they were a lady or a man, a man
He's pathetic pumpkin-headed pus bag
Ah Winnie Woo he am, he am...
Play That Funky Music White Boy...
Once he was an American Loser....
masterbating with an over-sized hand....
He always had no problems....
Paying for the one night stand.....
But everything around him...
Started to feel so low...
So he packed up his pantyhose(Yes he did...)
and went to Angles City and checked out the show...
They were dancing...
and prancing
and moving to the music
and then somebody
hit him
then a whore turned around and shouted:
PAY ME FOR p***y FAT BOY!
PAY ME FOR p***y ALL NIGHT!
PAY ME FOR p***y FAT BOY!
LAY DOWN THE MONEY CAUSE YOU WILL BE PAYING FOR p***y TIL' YOU DIE!
YOU DIE!
Woo Weasel Woo Weasel WOO WEASEL!!!!
Oh Lord, it's sucks to be Winston
lyrics by Mac Davis and Dave Fuller
-----------------------------------
{sung to the lyrics of 'Oh Lord, it's hard to be
humble'}
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
He used to have a girlfriend
but I guess she just couldn't complete
with all of these lovestarved Russians
who keep clamouring at his feet.
Well he'll probably find another
but I guess they're all in awe of he
who cares Wu never get lonesome
cause he treasures his own company.
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
I guess you can say Wu's a loner
a asian fuckwad, obnoxious and loud
Well he could have lots of friends if he wanted
but then he wouldn't stand out from the crowd
some folks say that he's "egotistical
well he don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the
little three inch pecker in his jeans.
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
http://www.happierabroad.com/Critics_Bashers.htm
Songs about Winston (composed by my bashers)
Like one of my friends said, “These people have too much time on their hands……â€
Scooby Doo....
Winnie Winnie Woo
What the f**k are you?
A scammming fugly maggot
Your not fooling me
With your lastest "squeeze"
She knows your a small-dicked faggot...
Ya the only mystery for Winnie Woo
is how he can withstand all the flack, don't hold back!
But Winnie Woo, when Auntie meets you, you know your gonna get a Auntie SMACK! that's a fact!
Desperado...
Winston Woo
Why don't you come to your senses....
You been out riding whores
for so long now
Oh your a pathetic one
But we know that you have your reasons
Daddy sending support will hurt you somehow...
Don't ya go to Tiajuna boy
Syphillis will get you if it's able
But you know cheap whores are always your "best" bet...
Now it seems to me, so fine things have been laid upon your table..
But you only want the ones that you can't get...
Winston Woo-uuuu
Well you get no younger,
Your shame and your hunger,
are driving you home
and Freedom
oh Freedom
Well that's just Diane talking
her prison is whoring with you all alone.
Henry VIII
Ah Winnie Woo he is
Winnie Woo he is he is
He paid for sex to the whore next door...
He paid a million times before
And everyone was a cheap whore, cheap whore
he didn't care if they were a lady or a man, a man
He's pathetic pumpkin-headed pus bag
Ah Winnie Woo he am, he am...
Play That Funky Music White Boy...
Once he was an American Loser....
masterbating with an over-sized hand....
He always had no problems....
Paying for the one night stand.....
But everything around him...
Started to feel so low...
So he packed up his pantyhose(Yes he did...)
and went to Angles City and checked out the show...
They were dancing...
and prancing
and moving to the music
and then somebody
hit him
then a whore turned around and shouted:
PAY ME FOR p***y FAT BOY!
PAY ME FOR p***y ALL NIGHT!
PAY ME FOR p***y FAT BOY!
LAY DOWN THE MONEY CAUSE YOU WILL BE PAYING FOR p***y TIL' YOU DIE!
YOU DIE!
Woo Weasel Woo Weasel WOO WEASEL!!!!
Oh Lord, it's sucks to be Winston
lyrics by Mac Davis and Dave Fuller
-----------------------------------
{sung to the lyrics of 'Oh Lord, it's hard to be
humble'}
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
He used to have a girlfriend
but I guess she just couldn't complete
with all of these lovestarved Russians
who keep clamouring at his feet.
Well he'll probably find another
but I guess they're all in awe of he
who cares Wu never get lonesome
cause he treasures his own company.
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
I guess you can say Wu's a loner
a asian fuckwad, obnoxious and loud
Well he could have lots of friends if he wanted
but then he wouldn't stand out from the crowd
some folks say that he's "egotistical
well he don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the
little three inch pecker in his jeans.
Oh Lord it's easy to be humble
when you're Winston in every way.
He can't stand to look in the mirror
'cos he gets uglier looking each day
to know him is to hate him
He's one pitiful excuse for a man.
O Lord it's easy to be humble
when Wu screws up as best he can.
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Blue Murder
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 696
- Joined: May 12th, 2012, 3:25 pm
- Location: Climbing that mountain; reaching that plateau.
Who's the guy with the cat for an avatar -- what's the deal?
I'm Blue bitch. And I spit shit so unfair and real.
Hate on me, but you can't deny skill.
I sift through the rubbish haters build with my eyes sealed.
World society is dead.
But I'm the lucky saviour.
I'm kind of mad, and I don't wanna pile up this anger.
All this gimmicky, fired-up, obnoxious-ass behaviours.
With mainstream pop-culture been thrown around the ringer.
f**k 'politically correct'. Call this shit here 'truth time'.
Thought this site was kind of strange; guess opinions change overnight.
The people on OE hate Winston. And I think I know why.
They're jealous because he did this before they could. Isn't that right?
Some users on here are as sharp as a tack.
For example, Falcon. But his rhymes are kinda whack.
He's right about one thing; there's no hope for the West.
Regarding him and his wife? I f***ing wish his ass the best.
This girl said . . .
"Don't take this the wrong way. You're a really swell guy.
But you're a bit too nice for me. I really need a 'tough' guy.
Choke me, slap me -- even give me a black eye.
And when we split, I can turn to feminism for the rest of my life."
NO! Don't bring that dumb shit to me ho.
I'm tougher than any other dude you'll ever know.
And I don't need tattoos with a prison record to prove it.
Because when it comes to true badassery, like Nike, I just do it.
f**k PC. I'm here to spit the truth.
Blue may on-point, but he is no sleuth.
Just an intellectual giant in a world of mental midgets.
I cockblock whack shit.
And everyone who hates on HA or Winston, can get gunned up and clacked quick!
I'm Blue bitch. And I spit shit so unfair and real.
Hate on me, but you can't deny skill.
I sift through the rubbish haters build with my eyes sealed.
World society is dead.
But I'm the lucky saviour.
I'm kind of mad, and I don't wanna pile up this anger.
All this gimmicky, fired-up, obnoxious-ass behaviours.
With mainstream pop-culture been thrown around the ringer.
f**k 'politically correct'. Call this shit here 'truth time'.
Thought this site was kind of strange; guess opinions change overnight.
The people on OE hate Winston. And I think I know why.
They're jealous because he did this before they could. Isn't that right?
Some users on here are as sharp as a tack.
For example, Falcon. But his rhymes are kinda whack.
He's right about one thing; there's no hope for the West.
Regarding him and his wife? I f***ing wish his ass the best.
This girl said . . .
"Don't take this the wrong way. You're a really swell guy.
But you're a bit too nice for me. I really need a 'tough' guy.
Choke me, slap me -- even give me a black eye.
And when we split, I can turn to feminism for the rest of my life."
NO! Don't bring that dumb shit to me ho.
I'm tougher than any other dude you'll ever know.
And I don't need tattoos with a prison record to prove it.
Because when it comes to true badassery, like Nike, I just do it.
f**k PC. I'm here to spit the truth.
Blue may on-point, but he is no sleuth.
Just an intellectual giant in a world of mental midgets.
I cockblock whack shit.
And everyone who hates on HA or Winston, can get gunned up and clacked quick!
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All_That_Is_Man
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 995
- Joined: January 5th, 2012, 4:31 pm
Re: Back in the game of raps.
I just do what I do best
But let me get a few things up off my chest
I'm learning life won't wait for another moment
Roll with the punches or be squashed just like a rodent
Studied a trade, went away to a tech school
Ignorant to the whole wide world, get in check, fool
There just no love for me here in the midwest
Nothing seems to work, but I'm glad that I gave it my best
f**k it, I wanna travel I'm bored with this matrix
Posses, clans, "members only" groups, and gay cliques
The world is mine for the taking, just like pirated music
Passport to a better place, and I'm gonna use it
Who needs a car when you trek through foreign countries?
"Good women in Chicago"??? Haha ha ha, cunt please!
Searching for an escape when I had nothing to do
Stumbled upon a site by a man named Winston Wu
Word to the wise: "Get the f**k outta U.S."
Because those Feminazis aim to kill us all, and you next
Maturity hit me, now I'm selling all my shit
Doing my best to make this travel lifestyle legit
to be continued...
But let me get a few things up off my chest
I'm learning life won't wait for another moment
Roll with the punches or be squashed just like a rodent
Studied a trade, went away to a tech school
Ignorant to the whole wide world, get in check, fool
There just no love for me here in the midwest
Nothing seems to work, but I'm glad that I gave it my best
f**k it, I wanna travel I'm bored with this matrix
Posses, clans, "members only" groups, and gay cliques
The world is mine for the taking, just like pirated music
Passport to a better place, and I'm gonna use it
Who needs a car when you trek through foreign countries?
"Good women in Chicago"??? Haha ha ha, cunt please!
Searching for an escape when I had nothing to do
Stumbled upon a site by a man named Winston Wu
Word to the wise: "Get the f**k outta U.S."
Because those Feminazis aim to kill us all, and you next
Maturity hit me, now I'm selling all my shit
Doing my best to make this travel lifestyle legit
to be continued...
"Manginas grovel. Men travel." - me (04/17/2012)
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
Hahaha. Yes, the rhymes were written to be REALLY wacky on purpose for the comic effect.Blue Murder wrote:For example, Falcon. But his rhymes are kinda whack.
He's right about one thing; there's no hope for the West.
Regarding him and his wife? I f***ing wish his ass the best.
Winnie-the-Wu-Bear loved them.And even though I have never ever been engaged, several Latinas had already hinted that they would like to marry me.
I wish you all the best too!-
Blue Murder
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 696
- Joined: May 12th, 2012, 3:25 pm
- Location: Climbing that mountain; reaching that plateau.
My name's Blue Murder.
I'm no liar; I'm a truther.
I live next door Saint Paul.
Across the street from Lucifer.
'Round the corner from Jesus.
Man, I'm runnin' shit like I have full-cleated addidas.
Being chased by the polices. Cos I imported French cheeses.
One thing I won't stand for, is lies and deception.
Politically correct nonsense that succeeds in misdirection.
From a young age, I said, "that's not what I'm focused on."
The day politicians are elected to serve more terms than they're supposed to is the day that all hope is gone.
Yeah. Something's wrong.
That's why I'm up here, posting my feelings on HA, in the format of a f***ing song.
And everybody -- what the heck?
I've spoken to a lot people of this site who live in the East and live like kings -- I wanna be next!
Soon to be a Marine -- no, I wasn't recruited from the USAREC.
That's the wrong branch. How many times have you disrespected me yet?
Keep going and I'm sure to bust out the tec.
Nine that is. Why? Cos I'm a man of respect.
Yeah I'm a man of respect, and I'm demanding respect.
So if you disrespect me, I'll put my hand around your neck.
My bars cause too much collateral. I'll pay for it though -- lemme write you a check.
I'm no liar; I'm a truther.
I live next door Saint Paul.
Across the street from Lucifer.
'Round the corner from Jesus.
Man, I'm runnin' shit like I have full-cleated addidas.
Being chased by the polices. Cos I imported French cheeses.
One thing I won't stand for, is lies and deception.
Politically correct nonsense that succeeds in misdirection.
From a young age, I said, "that's not what I'm focused on."
The day politicians are elected to serve more terms than they're supposed to is the day that all hope is gone.
Yeah. Something's wrong.
That's why I'm up here, posting my feelings on HA, in the format of a f***ing song.
And everybody -- what the heck?
I've spoken to a lot people of this site who live in the East and live like kings -- I wanna be next!
Soon to be a Marine -- no, I wasn't recruited from the USAREC.
That's the wrong branch. How many times have you disrespected me yet?
Keep going and I'm sure to bust out the tec.
Nine that is. Why? Cos I'm a man of respect.
Yeah I'm a man of respect, and I'm demanding respect.
So if you disrespect me, I'll put my hand around your neck.
My bars cause too much collateral. I'll pay for it though -- lemme write you a check.
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All_That_Is_Man
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 995
- Joined: January 5th, 2012, 4:31 pm
Re: Back in the game of raps. (Part 2 of 2)
There's a man who sits atop a mountain in the Philippines
He drinks a toast to himself because he knows he's a man of means
The peaceful setting is like relief from a hernia
I'm talking about the big weight known as U.S. suburbia
Back in the Femisphere, the world had no purpose
Victimized by the system's efforts to hurt us
Before he traveled, he spread the word to others
"The grass is greener on the other side, my brothers"
I heed his advice because it's been time to go
The past ain't coming back, and there is no tomorrow
The world is mine for the taking, just like free brochures
Plannin' trips to Asia if only just to see the shores
f**k the U.S.A. I could live it up abroad
No misandric women or government playing God
Only wish I knew sooner, could've saved some dough
Sell my shit, make some money, and I'm ready to go
If you're looking for the women, they're not on the net
If you live the the U.S., you haven't met a real one yet
Travelbound, and I'm spittin' rhymes like a fountain
Pretty soon, I'll be the man of means on that mountain
He drinks a toast to himself because he knows he's a man of means
The peaceful setting is like relief from a hernia
I'm talking about the big weight known as U.S. suburbia
Back in the Femisphere, the world had no purpose
Victimized by the system's efforts to hurt us
Before he traveled, he spread the word to others
"The grass is greener on the other side, my brothers"
I heed his advice because it's been time to go
The past ain't coming back, and there is no tomorrow
The world is mine for the taking, just like free brochures
Plannin' trips to Asia if only just to see the shores
f**k the U.S.A. I could live it up abroad
No misandric women or government playing God
Only wish I knew sooner, could've saved some dough
Sell my shit, make some money, and I'm ready to go
If you're looking for the women, they're not on the net
If you live the the U.S., you haven't met a real one yet
Travelbound, and I'm spittin' rhymes like a fountain
Pretty soon, I'll be the man of means on that mountain
"Manginas grovel. Men travel." - me (04/17/2012)
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
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Blue Murder
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 696
- Joined: May 12th, 2012, 3:25 pm
- Location: Climbing that mountain; reaching that plateau.
Uh. Your boy, Blue Murder. 2012. HappierAbroad.com. Let's go!
First thing's first.
Rapid-fire bars; shoot 'em in bursts.
Ouch! That hurts, Blue!
Think I care? Bitch, f**k you!
No introductions; you know my name.
Fourth time goin'; you know my game.
I'm not a rapper. I'm more like poet.
Yes you know it. So hear what I'm sayin'.
Okay. So something's not right.
A lot of trolls have been joining lately, acting flaky. Causin' all sorts of fights.
I bet they can't sleep at night.
Knowing that they shit they spray falls on deaf ears.
With no one to hear, read or write, or give a shit about what they say.
And then, there are the regulars who bug me.
MaximusGlory, Tadow, and DJfourMoney.
They like to defend crazy black bitches who join to say dumb shit, "Deep down, I know you really love me."
No we don't! Bet that's true. At least Hero of Men and I don't, dude.
Don't get mad at me for spittin' the truth! And watch who the hell you're talking to!
I swear -- these niggahs get me heated.
About to go Geek Squad in this bitch! Heads up -- you're about to be deleted.
Try to escape key! That shit won't save you from me!
Or the wrath that I will incur on thee!
Shh! What's that shaking? Is that your knees?
I get aggressive like a hive of killer bees.
Hunt you down; can't hide from me.
I'm the queen, AND the f***ing colony!
If you can't take the heat.
Stay out the kitchen please.
I've warned you once -- not gonna do it twice. Take some advice from me.
You think you're on here stuntin'?
But we all know you're frontin'.
You better leave before you push that f***ing button!
Uh. Yeah. 2012. That was only a SAMPLE -- you don't wanna see the appetiser, let alone the main course! Stay tuned for "The Murder Mansion". Badman! BRAP!
First thing's first.
Rapid-fire bars; shoot 'em in bursts.
Ouch! That hurts, Blue!
Think I care? Bitch, f**k you!
No introductions; you know my name.
Fourth time goin'; you know my game.
I'm not a rapper. I'm more like poet.
Yes you know it. So hear what I'm sayin'.
Okay. So something's not right.
A lot of trolls have been joining lately, acting flaky. Causin' all sorts of fights.
I bet they can't sleep at night.
Knowing that they shit they spray falls on deaf ears.
With no one to hear, read or write, or give a shit about what they say.
And then, there are the regulars who bug me.
MaximusGlory, Tadow, and DJfourMoney.
They like to defend crazy black bitches who join to say dumb shit, "Deep down, I know you really love me."
No we don't! Bet that's true. At least Hero of Men and I don't, dude.
Don't get mad at me for spittin' the truth! And watch who the hell you're talking to!
I swear -- these niggahs get me heated.
About to go Geek Squad in this bitch! Heads up -- you're about to be deleted.
Try to escape key! That shit won't save you from me!
Or the wrath that I will incur on thee!
Shh! What's that shaking? Is that your knees?
I get aggressive like a hive of killer bees.
Hunt you down; can't hide from me.
I'm the queen, AND the f***ing colony!
If you can't take the heat.
Stay out the kitchen please.
I've warned you once -- not gonna do it twice. Take some advice from me.
You think you're on here stuntin'?
But we all know you're frontin'.
You better leave before you push that f***ing button!
Uh. Yeah. 2012. That was only a SAMPLE -- you don't wanna see the appetiser, let alone the main course! Stay tuned for "The Murder Mansion". Badman! BRAP!
Self-improvement addict. Always striving for perfection.
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All_That_Is_Man
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 995
- Joined: January 5th, 2012, 4:31 pm
On the fuckin' mic
Come together now, men, in these times of hate
Flame wars on the forums, never-ending debate
Stop for a moment and think of the real issue
So much bitchin' on the boards, some might need feminine tissue
f**k the drama
Leave that bullshit at home with your mama
When you think of getting in my face, sounding like a fool
I've experienced the midwest, so shut the f**k up while I take you to school
I learned survival at my own pace
Know what that means? It means I'm gonna excel, you can burn in hell, I'm movin' on up any time in any place
Tackle mountains like me? You better find your solutions on Google
Paying all my dues, make money everyday, still it feels good to say that I'm livin' frugal
I got a date with destiny, she's waiting for me overseas
Stop associating with Americunts, do you wanna live on your knees?
Don't just follow the crowd, go east and view the cities
Wont it be nice bouncin' in bed with foreign titties?
Every day in the femisphere is a boat-load of stressing
Travel is an option, so please count your blessing
So pack up all your shit in a bag or in a basket
Travel abroad and experience life outside of the casket
Flame wars on the forums, never-ending debate
Stop for a moment and think of the real issue
So much bitchin' on the boards, some might need feminine tissue
f**k the drama
Leave that bullshit at home with your mama
When you think of getting in my face, sounding like a fool
I've experienced the midwest, so shut the f**k up while I take you to school
I learned survival at my own pace
Know what that means? It means I'm gonna excel, you can burn in hell, I'm movin' on up any time in any place
Tackle mountains like me? You better find your solutions on Google
Paying all my dues, make money everyday, still it feels good to say that I'm livin' frugal
I got a date with destiny, she's waiting for me overseas
Stop associating with Americunts, do you wanna live on your knees?
Don't just follow the crowd, go east and view the cities
Wont it be nice bouncin' in bed with foreign titties?
Every day in the femisphere is a boat-load of stressing
Travel is an option, so please count your blessing
So pack up all your shit in a bag or in a basket
Travel abroad and experience life outside of the casket
"Manginas grovel. Men travel." - me (04/17/2012)
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
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Blue Murder
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 696
- Joined: May 12th, 2012, 3:25 pm
- Location: Climbing that mountain; reaching that plateau.
Uh. Blue Murder. All ya'll pay attention now. Hollywood-ass rappers. Bitch-ass females. That's enough to make a niggah flip!
YEAH!
Been doin' this way too long.
Damn. Again, somethin' is wrong.
That's why my blue arse is up here writtin' you all a song.
Why do threads always blow up like a bomb?
Ya'll take a puff of the bong.
And let me leave your mind corrupt for the song.
See, you can't fool me, 'cos your brainwash things.
All your tricks and scheme -- they just can't phase me.
I don't wanna be an idiotic, ironic, psychotic, Illuminatic product that's gonna be killed if I talk about it (hush)!
Western society is all screwed up.
I have no role models because everyone sucks!
Except for the lamest niggahs who aren't even comparable to me.
On a tombstone, is as hard as there name will ever be!
I'm judged by my strange image a lot.
And everybody seems to think I have a sinister plot. I DO!
Be offended by every sentence I jot!
I have some militant thoughts, and you aren't killin' 'em off, so listen!
I don't Western hoes 'cos that's gross.
Man, I have class though.
But I'm an asshole. Yeah yeah.
And your parents hate me 'cos I hate you.
Tell 'em I said "f**k you".
Yeah I said "f**k you". Yeah yeah.
YEAH!
Been doin' this way too long.
Damn. Again, somethin' is wrong.
That's why my blue arse is up here writtin' you all a song.
Why do threads always blow up like a bomb?
Ya'll take a puff of the bong.
And let me leave your mind corrupt for the song.
See, you can't fool me, 'cos your brainwash things.
All your tricks and scheme -- they just can't phase me.
I don't wanna be an idiotic, ironic, psychotic, Illuminatic product that's gonna be killed if I talk about it (hush)!
Western society is all screwed up.
I have no role models because everyone sucks!
Except for the lamest niggahs who aren't even comparable to me.
On a tombstone, is as hard as there name will ever be!
I'm judged by my strange image a lot.
And everybody seems to think I have a sinister plot. I DO!
Be offended by every sentence I jot!
I have some militant thoughts, and you aren't killin' 'em off, so listen!
I don't Western hoes 'cos that's gross.
Man, I have class though.
But I'm an asshole. Yeah yeah.
And your parents hate me 'cos I hate you.
Tell 'em I said "f**k you".
Yeah I said "f**k you". Yeah yeah.
Self-improvement addict. Always striving for perfection.
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All_That_Is_Man
- Junior Poster
- Posts: 995
- Joined: January 5th, 2012, 4:31 pm
Rap Attack
There's S_Parc who's had it up to here with his sister's histrionics
Can't be as bad as today's black females and their fat bitch ebonics
Got a man named Grunt who marched hard and fought in a war
But he wont take part in the fightin' on these online forums anymore
Now there's Contrarian Expatriate, but we just call him C.E.
We love when he puts bitches in their place and laughs at their "degree"
Don't forget about E_Whatever, I just call him "E_Izzy"
Ain't hardly here no more, doin' his IT thing, and staying busy
MarcusAurelias, man what an alias!
He used to love these forums so hard, I thought he would marry us!
But we all know better that marriage is a living hell
If your mind longs to be open, there's a ton of truth to tell
chileanueva, call me nutty but I'll give props to that dude
His profile pic looks just like Victoria - the local Summit, Illinois prost!tute!
I miss the friendliest user, yeah I'm talkin' bout Ghost
But if feminazis got him mad, he was eager to dish a roast
These are the old members, that we don't hardly see
Add jcris7 to that list, now's the time to ask "where they be?"
They're probably overseas, bobbing for apples with foreign breasts
Oops, I almost lost focus on being happier abroad, might have to join them and give these forums a rest.
Can't be as bad as today's black females and their fat bitch ebonics
Got a man named Grunt who marched hard and fought in a war
But he wont take part in the fightin' on these online forums anymore
Now there's Contrarian Expatriate, but we just call him C.E.
We love when he puts bitches in their place and laughs at their "degree"
Don't forget about E_Whatever, I just call him "E_Izzy"
Ain't hardly here no more, doin' his IT thing, and staying busy
MarcusAurelias, man what an alias!
He used to love these forums so hard, I thought he would marry us!
But we all know better that marriage is a living hell
If your mind longs to be open, there's a ton of truth to tell
chileanueva, call me nutty but I'll give props to that dude
His profile pic looks just like Victoria - the local Summit, Illinois prost!tute!
I miss the friendliest user, yeah I'm talkin' bout Ghost
But if feminazis got him mad, he was eager to dish a roast
These are the old members, that we don't hardly see
Add jcris7 to that list, now's the time to ask "where they be?"
They're probably overseas, bobbing for apples with foreign breasts
Oops, I almost lost focus on being happier abroad, might have to join them and give these forums a rest.
Last edited by All_That_Is_Man on April 1st, 2013, 9:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Manginas grovel. Men travel." - me (04/17/2012)
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
"I used to be one of those men who believed that men are better than women at everything. Then I stood corrected!
Women are better than men at... getting fat." - me (02/24/2013)
Black women suck at life.
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Jester
- Elite Upper Class Poster
- Posts: 7870
- Joined: January 20th, 2009, 1:10 am
- Location: Chiang Mai Thailand
What he said.E_Irizarry wrote:Taco wrote:I dedicate this poem to all the women I had to dump to get to where I am today.
Crazy Bitches
To all you crazy bitches I direct this rhyme
I’m leaving you all at the border line
You got hormone inbalance, fat and slutty too
There isn’t a guy that wants to get with you
I’m watching you there eating your muffin
Makes me feel like doing some cussing
I’m obsessed with giving some lovin
But only if you’ve never had a bun in your oven
I’m going to Asia to get me some nipple
I’ll have a horny Pinay sucking my pickle
Your pussies really small and feeling nice
I wish that I could make you pregnant twice
I’m spanking your ass and tying your wrists
Did I forget to mention your sensitive tits
Your body is so beautiful makes me rhyme
When my lips are stuck to your behind
I’ll make it my mission
To get our freak on in every position
Me on top and side by side
You can even turn around for a cowgirl ride
I’ll be real gentle and there will be no rushing
So that we can avoid a pacquiao concussion
Oh, you make me feel so hot
I think your boobs are going to drop
You got the juice, I love your nectar
I just changed my job to p***y inspector
I know your dealing with lots of stress
But only until I get under your dress
I want you to come to me
I’m your new OB
Its time to feed you my vitamin D
In nine months your going to deliver
But now I’m moving on to your sister
You are f***ed up cool dude. Write som'mo' shit mayne.
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