American women have that "far away look"

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American women have that "far away look"

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American women have that "far away look" the further away they are ..................... the better they look! :lol:
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LOL. No kidding. I've noticed that in Las Vegas especially. Even on the set of TV shows, I've seen American women that only look good far away or on camera, but not in real life. Close up, they have all these wrinkles and look worn out and used up.
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