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Indian Chief Joke

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A wise old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial Pipe and eying two U.S. Government officials sent to interview him.

Chief Two Eagles, stated one official, You have observed the white man for 90 years. Youve seen his wars and his technological advances. Youve seen his progress, and the damage hes done.

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The Official continued, Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?

The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, When white man found this land, Indians were running it.

No taxes.

No debt.

Plenty buffalo.

Plenty beaver.

Women did all the work.

Medicine man free.

Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing.

All night having sex.

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.


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Post by Jester »

Corny as it seems, this joke totally illustrates what kind of life is possible to achieve. By going abroad, by building a passive income, whatever. It HAS been done before, therefore it is NOT impossible.
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Cute. lol
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Post by Winston »

LOL that's awesome. Where did you get that?

It should be in the Humor section though, so I'm moving it there.
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