Macho Retro Action Flicks

[WilliamSmith]

Commando was a f***ing awesome movie! it used to be one of my favourites actually. Running Man and the one on Mars was okay too. Honestly some of the 80s classics were among the best the action genre had to offer. I don't think they make them like that anymore.

I just wanted to add @WilliamSmith and @Cornfed that Steven Seagal is possibly the worst actor in human existence. I've never seen a film with this fat f**k in it that I didn't think was god awful. If you need any further proof that he's a fat lazy cunt you just need to watch a film called Attack Force (at least that's what I think it's called) where they lost the rights to make a movie about a computer game and had to change the story half way through filming. Steven Seagal couldn't be arsed to redo half of the scenes so half of the movie is just him dubbed by someone else. Honestly you guys watch it. It's f***ing terrible



Here's a trailer for the piece of garbage.

ROFLMAO! That was funny.
I haven't seen it yet, but think I got that one on some multi-feature DVD of Seagal as a big lumbering old Asiatic looking character in his late 50s and early 60s, LOL.
I've already got some good early 90s Seagal stuff on my Bitchute channel, but I'm going to have to make a point of watching older Steven Seagal films and upload clips to counteract all you haters.
Better yet, I just bought this: No clue what kind of a turkey it's going to be, but when I saw old Steven Seagal made a film co-starring with Iron Mike Tyson I had to nab it :

[WilliamSmith]

@Pixel--dude
@Cornfed
All right, I have to leave again for another week or so, but all you Steven Seagal haters asked for it!

ABOVE THE LAW (1988) STEVEN SEAGAL KICKS ASS IN 80S BAR

https://www.bitchute.com/video/uKNtwTD9rngt/
Steve Seagal goes into an 1980s Jew York City dive bar looking for a missing girl and has to kick some ass.

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Brawls with Jew York City Latinos

https://www.bitchute.com/video/4ZOQfOZZLFrQ/
I always got along with Latinos for whatever reason, but these ones have it in for Steven Seagal so he had to turn the tables on them, chopped one guy's arm off with his own machete, disarmed and beat up the others, then had a chase with interesting body language while he chases down the last one.....

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Gun Battle and Car Rooftop Fight

https://www.bitchute.com/video/RzAbzTk9aGG8/
Steven Seagal gets in a gun battle with gangsters and then jumps on the roof of a vintage automobile and goes for a ride, and has to grab one of them by the neck. (They try to shoot him off the top of the roof but didn't quite manage it.)

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Brawls with Jew York Gangsters in a Store

https://www.bitchute.com/video/iYlfCPZN2KWe/
Seagal brawls with bad guys in a store. The guy with the turban who owned the store didn't want the property damage, but what can you do when the bad guys don't get the !@#$ down? I think Steven Seagal did what he had to do, and then ran away with the interesting body language again to get away from the cops...

Above the Law (1988) Jew York Apartment and Subway Shootout Scenes

https://www.bitchute.com/video/qRLy4odU58fU/
Seagal fires the Beretta 92SB.
The bad guy Zagon fires a Mossberg 590 Cruiser with extended magazine tube and heat shield.
Then they shoot at each other and chase each other into the subway.
By the way for those of us who like happy endings: The girl Zagon shoots (Pam Grier) lives, even though the clip doesn't show that. FYI.

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Shootout and Car Chase with 80s Synths

https://www.bitchute.com/video/j9WybaLlIaBM/
Bad guys confront good guys in parking garabge, wounded buddy hands Steven Seagal his Heckler & Koch P9S and Steven Seagal returns fire.
Zagon fires on Seagal with a Colt Python Stainless Steel variant with 6" Barrel and Colt marked rubber combat grips.
Seagal drives out and backs into a jewy looking bad guy with a mullet and knocks him on the back of the car, then backs him out the window of a skyscraper before stealing another car. (The 80s synth riffs really start going wild at that point.)

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Kicks Some Serious Ass vs Zagon and Thugs

https://www.bitchute.com/video/LiG2A7adV1FC/
Zagon injects Steven Seagal with an interrogation drug. Seagal pretends he's deep under the drug's influence to make it look like the fight's gone out of him. Zagon gloats and boasts before preparing to torture him to death, but Seagal busts free of his bonds, kicks Zagon in the nuts, and uses one of the bad guy's shotguns to bust a couple up and blow holes in the others. Zagon comes at him with a big bowie knife, but Seagal counters Zagon with the old routine of smashing your opponent's nose cartilage into a hamburger-like bloody mess, breaking his arm at an upside down right angle, and then bending him upside down and breaking his neck with some loud crunching sounds.

[galii]

Even the drag queens were better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g08eyyDDjU
Tango and Cash - Cash as Liz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWa9ypp ... cmFtYm8%3D
Tango & Cash: "Rambo, is a p***y" | Sylvester Stallone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbanWHx5AFQ
Magnolia | Tom Cruise | Frank T.J. Mackie | Respect The Cock Tame The Cunt Scene [HD]

[WilliamSmith]

Even the drag queens were better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g08eyyDDjU
Tango and Cash - Cash as Liz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWa9ypp ... cmFtYm8%3D
Tango & Cash: "Rambo, is a p***y" | Sylvester Stallone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbanWHx5AFQ
Magnolia | Tom Cruise | Frank T.J. Mackie | Respect The Cock Tame The Cunt Scene [HD]

f**k off and eat shit kike. (Haven't I said that to you before, LOL?)

See, this is why I could never be a moderator, I'd just ban you kikes and faggots instantly, unlike @Pixel--dude who has the patience to actually put up with you assholes.

[galii]

Even the drag queens were better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g08eyyDDjU
Tango and Cash - Cash as Liz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWa9ypp ... cmFtYm8%3D
Tango & Cash: "Rambo, is a p***y" | Sylvester Stallone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbanWHx5AFQ
Magnolia | Tom Cruise | Frank T.J. Mackie | Respect The Cock Tame The Cunt Scene [HD]

f**k off and eat shit kike. (Haven't I said that to you before, LOL?)

See, this is why I could never be a moderator, I'd just ban you kikes and faggots instantly, unlike @Pixel--dude who has the patience to actually put up with you assholes.

Relax macho man. Take a shower. You act emotional like a girl.

[WilliamSmith]

Relax macho man. Take a shower. You act emotional like a girl.

I'm definitely highly emotional in general, but I wasn't being emotional in my response to you, I was just sitting around with a large grin on my face telling you to go f**k yourself and eat shit, you f***ing lousy jewish piece of !@#$. (And yes, I will be trying the cold showers we discussed earlier, not because an asshole like you recommended them, but because I'd already read about them in "The Four Hour Body," LOL.)

P.S. If you want to learn to be a good troll who's actually popular around here, go study the real masters of the game like @CaptainSkelebob and @Spencer and Mr Miffostofeles or whatever that faggot calls himself, LOL. You're a lousy 3rd rate act and just an annoying pest (unlike Steven Seagal, who admittedly doesn't have enough muscle mass, but is definitely a lot of fun.)

[galii]

Relax macho man. Take a shower. You act emotional like a girl.

I'm definitely highly emotional in general, but I wasn't being emotional in my response to you, I was just sitting around with a large grin on my face telling you to go f**k yourself and eat shit, you f***ing lousy jewish piece of !@#$. (And yes, I will be trying the cold showers we discussed earlier, not because an asshole like you recommended them, but because I'd already read about them in "The Four Hour Body," LOL.)

P.S. If you want to learn to be a good troll who's actually popular around here, go study the real masters of the game like @CaptainSkelebob and @Spencer and Mr Miffostofeles or whatever that faggot calls himself, LOL. You're a lousy 3rd rate act and just an annoying pest (unlike Steven Seagal, who admittedly doesn't have enough muscle mass, but is definitely a lot of fun.)

Stop riding Seegulls dick. This is my last warning. Bitch take ice water showers. Don't talk do it. I hate when guys are emotional like girls. No wonder you like Seegull. That is degenerate.

[Cornfed]

With Segal, at some point he seemed to lose all pride in his work and appearance and become a fat, useless hack. Maybe it was realizing he was a weak little bitch at heart when those mobsters threatened him. He should have found something else to do other than make movies and obviously lost weight.

[Lucas88]

The master himself Steven Seagal demonstrating some of his lethal Aikido techniques at some Sambo tournament event in Russia:



The junior Samboists in the background are trying their best not to laugh!

[Pixel--Dude]

@Pixel--dude
@Cornfed
All right, I have to leave again for another week or so, but all you Steven Seagal haters asked for it!

ABOVE THE LAW (1988) STEVEN SEAGAL KICKS ASS IN 80S BAR

https://www.bitchute.com/video/uKNtwTD9rngt/
Steve Seagal goes into an 1980s Jew York City dive bar looking for a missing girl and has to kick some ass.

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Brawls with Jew York City Latinos

https://www.bitchute.com/video/4ZOQfOZZLFrQ/
I always got along with Latinos for whatever reason, but these ones have it in for Steven Seagal so he had to turn the tables on them, chopped one guy's arm off with his own machete, disarmed and beat up the others, then had a chase with interesting body language while he chases down the last one.....

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Gun Battle and Car Rooftop Fight

https://www.bitchute.com/video/RzAbzTk9aGG8/
Steven Seagal gets in a gun battle with gangsters and then jumps on the roof of a vintage automobile and goes for a ride, and has to grab one of them by the neck. (They try to shoot him off the top of the roof but didn't quite manage it.)

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Brawls with Jew York Gangsters in a Store

https://www.bitchute.com/video/iYlfCPZN2KWe/
Seagal brawls with bad guys in a store. The guy with the turban who owned the store didn't want the property damage, but what can you do when the bad guys don't get the !@#$ down? I think Steven Seagal did what he had to do, and then ran away with the interesting body language again to get away from the cops...

Above the Law (1988) Jew York Apartment and Subway Shootout Scenes

https://www.bitchute.com/video/qRLy4odU58fU/
Seagal fires the Beretta 92SB.
The bad guy Zagon fires a Mossberg 590 Cruiser with extended magazine tube and heat shield.
Then they shoot at each other and chase each other into the subway.
By the way for those of us who like happy endings: The girl Zagon shoots (Pam Grier) lives, even though the clip doesn't show that. FYI.

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Shootout and Car Chase with 80s Synths

https://www.bitchute.com/video/j9WybaLlIaBM/
Bad guys confront good guys in parking garabge, wounded buddy hands Steven Seagal his Heckler & Koch P9S and Steven Seagal returns fire.
Zagon fires on Seagal with a Colt Python Stainless Steel variant with 6" Barrel and Colt marked rubber combat grips.
Seagal drives out and backs into a jewy looking bad guy with a mullet and knocks him on the back of the car, then backs him out the window of a skyscraper before stealing another car. (The 80s synth riffs really start going wild at that point.)

Above the Law (1988) Steven Seagal Kicks Some Serious Ass vs Zagon and Thugs

https://www.bitchute.com/video/LiG2A7adV1FC/
Zagon injects Steven Seagal with an interrogation drug. Seagal pretends he's deep under the drug's influence to make it look like the fight's gone out of him. Zagon gloats and boasts before preparing to torture him to death, but Seagal busts free of his bonds, kicks Zagon in the nuts, and uses one of the bad guy's shotguns to bust a couple up and blow holes in the others. Zagon comes at him with a big bowie knife, but Seagal counters Zagon with the old routine of smashing your opponent's nose cartilage into a hamburger-like bloody mess, breaking his arm at an upside down right angle, and then bending him upside down and breaking his neck with some loud crunching sounds.

Come on man! Steven Seagal is a quintessential bad actor. I think the trailer for Attack Force is the only rebuttal I need to counter this. Honestly you gotta check that trailer out, it's honestly the turkey of the week

I would put Steven Seagal in the same league as Tommy Wiseau in terms of bad acting. Check out this trailer for The Room.

[galii]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1yCFWDi7M0
Why Van Damme's Double Impact Is Two Van Damme Good - Best Movie

[WilliamSmith]

The master himself Steven Seagal demonstrating some of his lethal Aikido techniques at some Sambo tournament event in Russia:



The junior Samboists in the background are trying their best not to laugh!

@Lucas88

Hmmm, looks a bit choreographed to me, but what do I know, I never studied Aikido.

[WilliamSmith]

Here ya go fellas, if you're not all too busy feeling sorry for yourselves whining about how "women have too much power" and whatnot, let's go with round 1 from Hong Kong's 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992): All Original Cantonese 廣東話 audio (no girly English dub or nasal Mandarin 蝗語 "Locust Language" dub).

Intro scene from 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Edited intro scene from Intro scene from 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Guns: Virgin (Bonnie Fu Yuk Jing) wields Smith & Wesson Model 15.

Psycho (Frankie Chin) wields an M16A1 with attached M203 grenade launcher.

Bonus: Gou Fei (Chow Yun Fat) as strip club bouncer throws a patron out of the restroom:
"Making love is a holy thing. Do it in bed."

Brawl with Money Lender Hung's Goons 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Gou Fei (Chow Yun Fat) rides his motorcycle over to Loanshark Hung's place to try to help his friend Sam. Hung and his men are listening to some awesome retro pop music. A brawl ensues and Gou Fei beats goons with machetes using only fists and a butterfly knife before disarming Hung and getting ahold of his gun.

Pyscho and Chung Brawl, Standoff with Judge 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Gou Fei, Chung and Sam meet with psycho homosexual gang leader Judge (Simon Yam).
Psycho and Virgin are going at it but start squabbling, words pass, and Psycho and Chung start brawling.
Judge stops Chung from smashing Psycho with a chair by firing a round from an FN Model 1910 - .380 ACP he had up his sleeve.
Gou Fei stops Psycho from smashing Chung with a different chair by pulling his Auto Ordnance 1911A and firing one round through the chair leg.
They work out a ceasefire.
Loanshark Hung hires Judge to waste Gou Fei...

Psycho and Virgin Make a Scene Again While Planning Gun Raid 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Planning Gun Raid with Judge's Gang:
Gou Fei doesn't want to ride with Virgin. Psycho starts yelling and on verge of a brawl with Chung again while Virgin laughs loudly.

With this one you can see how dead-on @Outcast9428 has always been about how Asian chicks are the most inherently virtuous chaste and innocent angelic creatures who ever lived, LOL:

Virgin Rides to the Gun Raid ('Can't You Treat a Lady Better') 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Virgin rides shotgun to the gun raid and tries to reach the 'Big O' while Gou Fei drives, then chucks an M26 "Lemon" Hand Grenade into a carful of gun runners who made a rude remark to her after they block the overpass. (Full shootout in next clip.)

[WilliamSmith]

OK, round 2:

@Mr. Mistoffelees
You're going to love this one man, the lead bad guy in this "Judge" played by Simon Yam is not only alpha as !@#$ but also a flaming f***ing queer:
If you want theatre and drama then you got it here pal! @Princess Skelebob / @CaptainSkelebob, you'll love this one too since you're also a f***ing skirts-wearing faggit, you fuckin' p***y, harhar!

Don't take it too hard fella, you just need some tough love here: What'd I tell ya would happen if you went around banging a bunch of schizo skirt-wearing biological males who turned 'emselves into "t-gurls?" Obviously whatever wore off on you from their fake GMO pussies went straight to your fuckin' head and poisoned your brain to the point you lost your marbles, and then lookit what happened to ya fella, you got your batty boy ass thrown off the fuckin' forum after tellin' everyone else in the alpha alloence that you were wearin' a f***ing dress! They shoulda had you in that SJW Barbie flick I heard about on Twitter lately fella, unless you can clean up yer fuckin' act! REPENT! Don't be a fuckin' homo bangin' trannies no more fella!

Enough about Skelbob, back to Mr. Mistoffelees:
The knife fight with Judge vs Jeff is probably gonna make your butthole squeaky when Judge cuts off Jeff's fingers and licks the blood off the blade of the knife, but if you think that's somethin' just wait until I get back in a few weeks or something like that and upload the rest: The finale between Jeff and Judge is pretty f***ing intense, but I haven't uploaded it yet. I know you're on the edge of yer fuckin' seat but you'll just have to count the moments.
Just like Jeff says to Judge when they arrange the time and place for the final shodown: "Wash your ass and wait for me!"

Gun Raid Shootout, Car Chase and Knife Battle Gou Fei vs Judge 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

They pull off the gun raid and psycho uses his M16A1 a lot, but Pyscho kicks Chung off the truck, then Judge betrays Gou Fei's gang and shoots Chung in the face. Muscle car chase ensues as Gou Fei chases down Judge vowing revenge.
Psycho and Virgin hijack the arm dealing truck and smash Gou Fei's muscle car.
They ram each other with muscle cars, then crash, and Gou Fei and Judge brawl with knives until a Thai with a shotgun stops the action...

Shit got ugly in that last one: If you can't trust a flaming faggot like "Judge," who can you trust? Next time you know our "greatest allies" the israeli kikes who funded the world wars, bombed the USS Liberty and did 9/11 might even turn on us, !@#$!

Gou Fei's Rehab for Revenge Scene with Cantopop 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Gou Fei got his fingers cut off by Judge, shot, and almost blown up after Judge and his gang blow up and set fire to a Thai family's house. They think he's dead, but Gou Fei gets trained and rehabbed to go take his revenge, with retro Cantopop.

Bar Raid Shootout 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Judge waits in the car being a bigtime homo munching a hotdog, while Psycho, Virgin, and Sam go raid a bar to interrupt an attempt by a rival gun runner to undercut their business.

Great quote from Loanshark Hung: "Doing business is like shitting. Smoothness is most important."

Virgin waves around a stainless steel Taurus PT92AFS, and Psycho uses his M16A1 with a fake M203 grenade launcher a lot, while laughing maniacally.

Virgin also chucks another M26 "Lemon" Hand Grenade in to blow up the club, while Judge giggles a lot and acts like a big homo in the car.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

OK, round 2:

@Mr. Mistoffelees
You're going to love this one man, the lead bad guy in this "Judge" played by Simon Yam is not only alpha as !@#$ but also a flaming f***ing queer:
If you want theatre and drama then you got it here pal! @Princess Skelebob / @CaptainSkelebob, you'll love this one too since you're also a f***ing skirts-wearing faggit, you fuckin' p***y, harhar!

Don't take it too hard fella, you just need some tough love here: What'd I tell ya would happen if you went around banging a bunch of schizo skirt-wearing biological males who turned 'emselves into "t-gurls?" Obviously whatever wore off on you from their fake GMO pussies went straight to your fuckin' head and poisoned your brain to the point you lost your marbles, and then lookit what happened to ya fella, you got your batty boy ass thrown off the fuckin' forum after tellin' everyone else in the alpha alloence that you were wearin' a f***ing dress! They shoulda had you in that SJW Barbie flick I heard about on Twitter lately fella, unless you can clean up yer fuckin' act! REPENT! Don't be a fuckin' homo bangin' trannies no more fella!

Enough about Skelbob, back to Mr. Mistoffelees:
The knife fight with Judge vs Jeff is probably gonna make your butthole squeaky when Judge cuts off Jeff's fingers and licks the blood off the blade of the knife, but if you think that's somethin' just wait until I get back in a few weeks or something like that and upload the rest: The finale between Jeff and Judge is pretty f***ing intense, but I haven't uploaded it yet. I know you're on the edge of yer fuckin' seat but you'll just have to count the moments.
Just like Jeff says to Judge when they arrange the time and place for the final shodown: "Wash your ass and wait for me!"

Gun Raid Shootout, Car Chase and Knife Battle Gou Fei vs Judge 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

They pull off the gun raid and psycho uses his M16A1 a lot, but Pyscho kicks Chung off the truck, then Judge betrays Gou Fei's gang and shoots Chung in the face. Muscle car chase ensues as Gou Fei chases down Judge vowing revenge.
Psycho and Virgin hijack the arm dealing truck and smash Gou Fei's muscle car.
They ram each other with muscle cars, then crash, and Gou Fei and Judge brawl with knives until a Thai with a shotgun stops the action...

Shit got ugly in that last one: If you can't trust a flaming faggot like "Judge," who can you trust? Next time you know our "greatest allies" the israeli kikes who funded the world wars, bombed the USS Liberty and did 9/11 might even turn on us, !@#$!

Gou Fei's Rehab for Revenge Scene with Cantopop 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Gou Fei got his fingers cut off by Judge, shot, and almost blown up after Judge and his gang blow up and set fire to a Thai family's house. They think he's dead, but Gou Fei gets trained and rehabbed to go take his revenge, with retro Cantopop.

Bar Raid Shootout 俠盜高飛 FULL CONTACT (1992)

Judge waits in the car being a bigtime homo munching a hotdog, while Psycho, Virgin, and Sam go raid a bar to interrupt an attempt by a rival gun runner to undercut their business.

Great quote from Loanshark Hung: "Doing business is like shitting. Smoothness is most important."

Virgin waves around a stainless steel Taurus PT92AFS, and Psycho uses his M16A1 with a fake M203 grenade launcher a lot, while laughing maniacally.

Virgin also chucks another M26 "Lemon" Hand Grenade in to blow up the club, while Judge giggles a lot and acts like a big homo in the car.

@WilliamSmith this was really entertaining to read! ò(ᕑᗢूᓫ∗) this emoji is me totes spilling my tea because you made me laugh so hard! The stuff you wrote about how Princess Skelebob should have been in the Barbie SJW flick was pure comedy gold!

I'm dying ٩( ᗒᗨᗕ )۶

I can't check out those scenes you were sharing with some poor mister getting his fingers removed. I can't stand the sight of blood. It just makes me queasy （●≧艸≦)

You kind of lost me towards the end when you kind of felt the need to segway the conversation into another baseless antisemitic rant... (ಠ~ಠ)