He Kissed a Boy and He Liked It
Posted: January 12th, 2022, 7:46 am
I am writing a parody of this song...
Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl (and I Liked It)"
(It's sexy when two girls kiss but NOT two guys)
Here's my parody about @Voyager1
(because he likes to write offensive or passive aggressive offensive parodies about me)
He Kissed a Boy (and Liked It)
This was never what Voyager1 planned
Not his intention
He got so brave, a steak in hand
Lost his discretion
It's not what he's used to
He just wants to try a Chico
Curious for the other field
The Chico with "man meat" caught his attention
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
Doesn't even know the Chico's name
It doesn't matter
He's his experimental game
Just a faggot's nature
It's not what good men do
Not how they should behave
Voyager1's head gets so confused
Hard to obey
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
Them faggots, they are so gay
Hairy skin, boyish lips, so effeminate
Hard to resist if you're a fag
Too good to deny for faggots
Ain't no big deal, if you're a Sodomite
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl (and I Liked It)"
(It's sexy when two girls kiss but NOT two guys)
Here's my parody about @Voyager1
(because he likes to write offensive or passive aggressive offensive parodies about me)
He Kissed a Boy (and Liked It)
This was never what Voyager1 planned
Not his intention
He got so brave, a steak in hand
Lost his discretion
It's not what he's used to
He just wants to try a Chico
Curious for the other field
The Chico with "man meat" caught his attention
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
Doesn't even know the Chico's name
It doesn't matter
He's his experimental game
Just a faggot's nature
It's not what good men do
Not how they should behave
Voyager1's head gets so confused
Hard to obey
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
Them faggots, they are so gay
Hairy skin, boyish lips, so effeminate
Hard to resist if you're a fag
Too good to deny for faggots
Ain't no big deal, if you're a Sodomite
He kissed a boy and he liked it
The taste of his Chico chap lips
He kissed a boy just to try it
He hopes his girlfriend won't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean he's in love tonight
He kissed a boy and he liked it
He liked it
