First, I pay off the Ukrainian version of the KGB to track down Voyager1 who supposedly is in Ukraine by self-admission which is likely false. But whatever...I'll play along with his self-admitted location.
Then I pay the Ukrainian police to ignore what happens to an American. A group of highly trained private mercenaries accompany me to Voyager1's flat. They knock Voyager1 to the floor and he's unable to get up...then I come into the room.
Before the mercs break inside, he tells his college slut girlfriend to hide. They beat Voyager1 and then I arrive. I tell him "Your pretend vigilante superhero status isn't so funny now, is it, you funny little American man?" and then I strike a metal baton against his head. Then my mercenaries bind his hands and feet, put a hood over his head, and then drag him off...
What happens next is to be determined but let's just say it won't be anything good!
I might take an example from these scenes! "Death by Rat" would be an unusual way to die, wouldn't it?
@Voyager1 Do you still think it's a good idea for you to be a pretend vigilante superhero? LOL
Of course, I would be willing to let your Ukrainian girlfriend do this to you instead, assuming you don't want a rat to eat it's way through your abdomen! But this is probably worse...
