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This is one of those films where they subject the folks who want to watch it with 80% of the movie with people talking to each other about boring stuff, trying to establish a plot and a subplot instead of showing us an hour and a half of the two creatures fighting each other.
They writers could help Kong by making him fireproof or take away Godzilla's deadly breath.Moretorque wrote: ↑February 7th, 2021, 6:35 amNow this is a mature adult subject I can finally get involved in, there is no way in hell a over sized Gorilla with bad breath can take out Godzilla. A normal reptile has much tougher armor than our pre-curser the ape. On top of that he has a nuclear death ray and what does King Kong have? The best he will be able do is throw his doo doo as a weapon. If Japan would have unleashed Godzilla in WW 2 the allies wouldn't of stood a chance. It's a shame he was not woken till 1954 because the world may have been a different place today.
Actually now that I have given this some extended thought for a plot twist they should have King Kong being a really piss poor shot and when he throws his crap at Godzilla he misses and the stray 2 ton flying turds just crash through the roofs and walls of apartments and houses with Japanese families eating dinner and they are all covered in ape dung and Godzilla just laughs.MrMan wrote: ↑February 8th, 2021, 8:38 amThey writers could help Kong by making him fireproof or take away Godzilla's deadly breath.Moretorque wrote: ↑February 7th, 2021, 6:35 amNow this is a mature adult subject I can finally get involved in, there is no way in hell a over sized Gorilla with bad breath can take out Godzilla. A normal reptile has much tougher armor than our pre-curser the ape. On top of that he has a nuclear death ray and what does King Kong have? The best he will be able do is throw his doo doo as a weapon. If Japan would have unleashed Godzilla in WW 2 the allies wouldn't of stood a chance. It's a shame he was not woken till 1954 because the world may have been a different place today.
Rolling on the ground laughing, then King Kong starts beating the lizard snot out of him.Moretorque wrote: ↑February 26th, 2021, 2:13 pmActually now that I have given this some extended thought for a plot twist they should have King Kong being a really piss poor shot and when he throws his crap at Godzilla he misses and the stray 2 ton flying turds just crash through the roofs and walls of apartments and houses with Japanese families eating dinner and they are all covered in ape dung and Godzilla just laughs.MrMan wrote: ↑February 8th, 2021, 8:38 amThey writers could help Kong by making him fireproof or take away Godzilla's deadly breath.Moretorque wrote: ↑February 7th, 2021, 6:35 amNow this is a mature adult subject I can finally get involved in, there is no way in hell a over sized Gorilla with bad breath can take out Godzilla. A normal reptile has much tougher armor than our pre-curser the ape. On top of that he has a nuclear death ray and what does King Kong have? The best he will be able do is throw his doo doo as a weapon. If Japan would have unleashed Godzilla in WW 2 the allies wouldn't of stood a chance. It's a shame he was not woken till 1954 because the world may have been a different place today.
Because it's a stupid Japanese monster movie, in the original Godzilla was 405 feet tall and Kong was maybe 50 or 60 on a good day. One of Godzilla's farts would take Kong out.Winston wrote: ↑February 28th, 2021, 3:18 amI just realized an inconsistency. In most King Kong films, Kong usually gets killed by bullets at the end from the Army and its helicopters. So if Kong isn't immune to bullets, why then is he immune to Godzilla's fire breath? Or how can he take so many hits from Godzilla's fire breath and still fight on like in the 1960's film above? lol. Doesn't make sense, but then again most movies make no sense.
Hilarious!