Song about Tsar

[Voyager1]

Why is it that you are only ever able to change around the lyrics of an existing song here and there? You're really not very creative, are you?

At least @Tsar comes up with his own poetry and stories from scratch because, unlike you, he's genuinely creative!

Because that's a funny song.

[Voyager1]

I think I wrote one sonnet about Tsar if you can find it.

[Voyager1]

Ts Ts Ts Tsar Sharona
Can't get it up
Tsar Sharona
Such a dirty mind
Tsar Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
Tsar always gets it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, ay, ah, woh!
Ts Ts Ts Tsar Sharona

When you gonna give to me, g-give to me?
Is it just a matter of time, Tsar Sharona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Tsar Sharona?

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
Tsar always gets it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, ay, ah, woh!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, ay, ah, woh!

Ts Ts Ts Tsar Sharona
Can't get it up
Tsar Sharona
Such a dirty mind
Tsar Sharona

[Voyager1]

Tsar can't understand it, why you want to hurt her
After all of the things MarcosZeitola's done for her
He buys her champagne, roses and put diamonds on her fingers
But still she hangs out all night, what is MarcosZeitola to do

Tsar girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
Tsar girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, she parties all the time
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)

Tsar can be seen at clubs, just hangin out and dancing
She gives her number to every man she sees
Tsar never come home at night because she out romancin
MZ wish you'd bring some of your love home to him

But Tsar girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
Tsar girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time
Tsar girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
Tsar girl wants to party all the time
party all the time yeah

party party party party party

whoooooo
whoooohoohooo

she likes to party all the time
she lets her hair down
she likes to party down





Guys this is just a parody song. It's just a joke!

[Voyager1]

This is really cute I think someone is in love

I'm sure Tsar is flattered by your heartfelt serenading him, but honestly Mr Voyager1, I don't think he swings that way

Relax, I'm only having a laugh with you, ol' boy.

That's ok Steve. We've always known you've had a crush on Tsar. You fought tooth and nail to get him reinstated when he was rightly banned for violating forum rules multiple times.



How did Tsar know 'cause Steve never told
Tsar found out he's got a crush on him
The words you read, Steve's heart's been displayed
Tsar found out he's got a crush on him

[Voyager1]

But don't worry, darl. I'm not going to ban you or censor you or anything like that it is amusing that you're such a trier. We can all see your lame provocations are a desperate attempt to get Tsar's attention and try to illicit some kind of reaction.

You won't get the desired attention from Tsar anymore, just so you know. We're all laughing at you in our private WhatsApp group

I'm not you're darl. I'm not your girlfriend. I will take that as a veiled threat and make Winston aware of this immediately. i.e. Abuse of moderation position. You were not fully or properly vetted IMO.

[Voyager1]

If I was to abuse my moderator position I would ban you for harassment and bullying. But I said outright from the beginning that I'm not going to do anything to you. As a moderator I stand committed to free speech and will rise above your petty provocations. As a user myself I am within my right to call you out for your childish behaviour. Grow up.

What about his sonnets? Are those not seen as harassment of forum members especially @Shemp?

I see a double standard being applied here to your little online buddy Tsar.

[Shemp]

What about his sonnets? Are those not seen as harassment of forum members especially @Shemp?.

@Shemp doesn't give a rat's ass what people say or think about him. Shemp worries about his health (both mental and bodily) and his wealth. You and Tsar would both be advised to do the same instead of wasting time on this forum and fantasizing about girls you can't get.

[Voyager1]

[Natural_Born_Cynic]

I don't really watch anime , but this song might fit @tsar

Tsar is a reincaranation of a Russian Aristocrat, and a female goddess or something. Looking to become a Sun King, Philosopher King in this world.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm4QpXe ... K&index=12[/youtube]

[Voyager1]

NBC you mean this?

[Natural_Born_Cynic]

NBC you mean this?



Next time learn to embed.

Exactly and Embed feature doesn't work 100% of the time. Sometime it works, sometime it doesn't.
Tsar had that anime guy avatar a while back, back in 2012 or something. I think that the anime was called Code Geass..
It's quite fitting for him.