



Shit. I had to put her down and we had to calm each other down by holding hands and sitting down. As badly as we wanted to smash, we needed to settle our nerves first. LOLE Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:Better than jizzing or defecating on oneself at that "awkward" moment. jajajajakai1275 wrote:LOL!!! When I met my wife in person for the first time, I lifted her up and held her close to me. My legs turned to jello because I was soooo smitten with how hot, sweet, and loving she was. I felt like I had just won the lottery or something and instantly become overcome with disbelief. As strong as I am, she felt as heavy as a feather, but my legs just would not stop wobbling! We laughed about that for a while.xiongmao wrote:Yes I fear this will happen. Decades ago I went to the same city my student flat-mate lived in, and yeah, I did actually bump into her randomly in the town!
I kind of think that guys going down the mail order bride route have the easy option. They may only meet 1-2 ladies but they spend weeks talking to them so often fall in love before they even meet the lady they fly 10,000 Km to meet.
But actually living here... well the competition is just intense.
Lady 1 has the best legs I have seen. Also her skin is so soft and her body is the equal of any so-called Hollywood beach babe. Washboard stomach, legs to die for, yeah she's quite something.
Lady 2 has a beautiful face - sort of Joan Collins in her prime. High cheek bones, also she's tall and beautifully spoken. Also this girl is uber smart. I only met her once, but she made a great impression!
Finally lady 3 I'm hopefully seeing again on Friday. Falcon's seen her photo and he agreed she was pretty hot. Ah, who am I kidding. On my first date with her I could barely walk.
Actually I'm not sure there's a definitive lady 4 but there are several I've not met yet. One is a older business lady with an SUV and a posh apartment. Even though I've not met her I know she's a 9 or 10 in real life.
Another one doesn't speak much English but she is definitely a 9 or 10.
There are a few more waiting in the wings but my head has been totally scrambled lately, plus I'm dreading going back to the UK in a few weeks!
Why are you going back to the UK? Visa time up?
Haha now that's how ya do it.E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
When I was instructing English in Chile whilst living there back in 2008, I had two girlfriends in the same city of a population of 200,000![]()
How did I get away with "murder"? Well I never dated them in public. They came over, we fu.cked, napped, f.ucked, she broke out (i.e. she left the bldg.), repeat.
One time I had them come within an hour of each other after the first one left. Jajajaa Hago que lo haga! (I do what I do, mayne).
I actually had the Mandarin-speaking one from a northern Chinese province whom came on a student visa (before we met or known each other at all) that I was messing with in York, Ontario (GTA) with while I was dating my semi-feminist (if there's such a moderate term) Canadianized Brazilian BBW girlfriend (eastside Toronto near Scarborough) of 3.5 years (2004-2007), right before I had gone abroad *4-sec pause*...*in a Chris Rock voice* to get some [a-]BROADs.*/in a Chris Rock voice*kai1275 wrote:Shit. I had to put her down and we had to calm each other down by holding hands and sitting down. As badly as we wanted to smash, we needed to settle our nerves first. LOLE Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:Better than jizzing or defecating on oneself at that "awkward" moment. jajajajakai1275 wrote:LOL!!! When I met my wife in person for the first time, I lifted her up and held her close to me. My legs turned to jello because I was soooo smitten with how hot, sweet, and loving she was. I felt like I had just won the lottery or something and instantly become overcome with disbelief. As strong as I am, she felt as heavy as a feather, but my legs just would not stop wobbling! We laughed about that for a while.xiongmao wrote:Yes I fear this will happen. Decades ago I went to the same city my student flat-mate lived in, and yeah, I did actually bump into her randomly in the town!
I kind of think that guys going down the mail order bride route have the easy option. They may only meet 1-2 ladies but they spend weeks talking to them so often fall in love before they even meet the lady they fly 10,000 Km to meet.
But actually living here... well the competition is just intense.
Lady 1 has the best legs I have seen. Also her skin is so soft and her body is the equal of any so-called Hollywood beach babe. Washboard stomach, legs to die for, yeah she's quite something.
Lady 2 has a beautiful face - sort of Joan Collins in her prime. High cheek bones, also she's tall and beautifully spoken. Also this girl is uber smart. I only met her once, but she made a great impression!
Finally lady 3 I'm hopefully seeing again on Friday. Falcon's seen her photo and he agreed she was pretty hot. Ah, who am I kidding. On my first date with her I could barely walk.
Actually I'm not sure there's a definitive lady 4 but there are several I've not met yet. One is a older business lady with an SUV and a posh apartment. Even though I've not met her I know she's a 9 or 10 in real life.
Another one doesn't speak much English but she is definitely a 9 or 10.
There are a few more waiting in the wings but my head has been totally scrambled lately, plus I'm dreading going back to the UK in a few weeks!
Why are you going back to the UK? Visa time up?
Looking back at that, we both feel kinda embarrassed about some of the silly and clumsy things we did at the beginning. We acted like silly little kid virgins or something.
My former man.gina acquaintance, José, ridiculed me for it. "Yo man. That s.hit is foul what you're doing."Jester wrote:Haha now that's how ya do it.E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
When I was instructing English in Chile whilst living there back in 2008, I had two girlfriends in the same city of a population of 200,000![]()
How did I get away with "murder"? Well I never dated them in public. They came over, we fu.cked, napped, f.ucked, she broke out (i.e. she left the bldg.), repeat.
One time I had them come within an hour of each other after the first one left. Jajajaa Hago que lo haga! (I do what I do, mayne).
In other words, being a weak-sauce loser, and not getting his dick wet.....yeah I cannot stand being around guys with no plan of attack or goals of any kinds. While in college I was SURROUNDED by guys like that. That shit was aggravating. They thought that since they were in the "friendzone" of 50 women, while I had no female friends, they were doing a better job than me. Even getting p***y by one woman, beats having 50 female friends and never getting any ass in my book.E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:My former man.gina acquaintance, José, ridiculed me for it. "Yo man. That s.hit is foul what you're doing."Jester wrote:Haha now that's how ya do it.E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
When I was instructing English in Chile whilst living there back in 2008, I had two girlfriends in the same city of a population of 200,000![]()
How did I get away with "murder"? Well I never dated them in public. They came over, we fu.cked, napped, f.ucked, she broke out (i.e. she left the bldg.), repeat.
One time I had them come within an hour of each other after the first one left. Jajajaa Hago que lo haga! (I do what I do, mayne).
Yup a 2nd-generation Afro-Dominican-American.
He became mad after two months of us being the only two Americans in a 3rd-tier Chilean city teaching English because I didn't hang out with him for that long. I became tired of his Americanized-IDIOT-SIN-cracies (like that one) and only wanted to be around outgoing, down-to-Earth, chill Chileans of both genders for drinking at bars and smoking hooka.
At least not if they are heterosexual, but in the femosphere, a gay man and a gay/bi-/straight woman are ace-boon-coon's for life (because he's an idle threat to being a real man in the sense that feminists don't feel threatened by him). Just like a Black American woman and a White man are bosom buddies in the Femosphere when it comes to keeping the majority of Black American men pigeonholed. Look at your local DMV office...look at the shelter system (ironically alot of Black homeless single men in it)...local guv-ment offices.....those Black American women are put there in juxtaposition purposely. White men are not afraid of Black women; White men are more threatened by Black men hence the juxtaposition that even stems back to slavery days of how he would humiliate Black women in front of Black men and leave them mangina'ed out. Black women in America are the no-1 concubine but yet most White men don't d.ick these women down. And if and when they do, they throw that condom on. Watch a lot of BW-WM porn on Xvideos or Xhamster; you'll see.kai1275 wrote:In other words, being a weak-sauce loser, and not getting his dick wet.....yeah I cannot stand being around guys with no plan of attack or goals of any kinds. While in college I was SURROUNDED by guys like that. That shit was aggravating. They thought that since they were in the "friendzone" of 50 women, while I had no female friends, they were doing a better job than me. Even getting p***y by one woman, beats having 50 female friends and never getting any a** in my book.E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:My former man.gina acquaintance, José, ridiculed me for it. "Yo man. That s.hit is foul what you're doing."Jester wrote:Haha now that's how ya do it.E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
When I was instructing English in Chile whilst living there back in 2008, I had two girlfriends in the same city of a population of 200,000![]()
How did I get away with "murder"? Well I never dated them in public. They came over, we fu.cked, napped, f.ucked, she broke out (i.e. she left the bldg.), repeat.
One time I had them come within an hour of each other after the first one left. Jajajaa Hago que lo haga! (I do what I do, mayne).
Yup a 2nd-generation Afro-Dominican-American.
He became mad after two months of us being the only two Americans in a 3rd-tier Chilean city teaching English because I didn't hang out with him for that long. I became tired of his Americanized-IDIOT-SIN-cracies (like that one) and only wanted to be around outgoing, down-to-Earth, chill Chileans of both genders for drinking at bars and smoking hooka.
I agree with Steve Harvey, men and women cannot be friends. That's bullshit.
You call that guy "older"? He is among the youngest ones there. The MMMM is for very old men - 70/80 plus and, usually, that saying is for club girls.Halwick wrote:Older (rich Western) guy in PI surrounded by cute Filipinas!
Ever hear of the phrase, "Matandang Mayaman, Madaling Mamatay "?
It means, "old, rich and soon to die."
That's what those cute Filipinas are really looking for.
Older Pinoys are all married. Without exception, pretty much. The pressure to marry is strong in the Philippines. An unmarried man past 28 is unheard of.And how come you don't see the same cute Filipinas around an older Pinoy?
I'm not big on such broad generalizations. Men and women can be friends. Not everything is about sex. It can be good for networking in the business world or just couples that go out for dinner and get along, etc. I have female friends that I have absolutely no sexual interest in at all. Maybe some feel like they are in the friend zone, but I don't lead anybody on and some are married/engaged.E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:kai1275 wrote:E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:Jester wrote:White men are more threatened by Black men.E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:
I agree with Steve Harvey, men and women cannot be friends. That's bullshit.
How did you manage that and were these the typical Chilean woman, IE White skin, skinny? Did they ever ask what you were in terms of race?E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:When I was instructing English in Chile whilst living there back in 2008, I had two girlfriends in the same city of a population of 200,000xiongmao wrote:Er, I'll add at this stage that I now seem to have 4 Chinese girlfriends. Two live in the same city, which is kind of awkward. What are the odds of them knowing each other? Probably 75% if previous girlfriends are anything to go by!!!![]()
How did I get away with "murder"? Well I never dated them in public. They came over, we fu.cked, napped, f.ucked, she broke out (i.e. she left the bldg.), repeat.
One time I had them come within an hour of each other after the first one left. Jajajaa Hago que lo haga! (I do what I do, mayne).
I managed that by speaking Spanish and rendering the art of charm. They couldn't speak English for s.hit. And they are "White"-skinned (not skin-ed) and amazon and the other BBW).djfourmoney wrote:How did you manage that and were these the typical Chilean woman, IE White skin, skinny? Did they ever ask what you were in terms of race?E Irizarry R&B Singer wrote:When I was instructing English in Chile whilst living there back in 2008, I had two girlfriends in the same city of a population of 200,000xiongmao wrote:Er, I'll add at this stage that I now seem to have 4 Chinese girlfriends. Two live in the same city, which is kind of awkward. What are the odds of them knowing each other? Probably 75% if previous girlfriends are anything to go by!!!![]()
How did I get away with "murder"? Well I never dated them in public. They came over, we fu.cked, napped, f.ucked, she broke out (i.e. she left the bldg.), repeat.
One time I had them come within an hour of each other after the first one left. Jajajaa Hago que lo haga! (I do what I do, mayne).
Why, God, why, do American guys dress like that? Let me guess, he has white socks with white tennis shoes. Why shoot yourself in the foot like this?Winston wrote:Check out this photo posted in our HA Facebook Group by one of the guys who is in the Philippines now. This is a photo of him after a bunch of young cute Filipinas (not bar girls) gathered around him in a store. As you can see, they look sweet, modest and relaxed, an attitude you'd never see in America. It's a friendly girl paradise for sure, and this image exemplifies that.
To see the post and image, go to:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/86597977757/
Image below:
Haha...I see I was not the only one who noticed how this "guy" is dressed...so typical of many American men who come here. Clueless and classless. At the very least, wear nice khaki slacks and a decent shirt. Be SURE to wear nice shoes that match your outfit.droid wrote:Why, God, why, do American guys dress like that? Let me guess, he has white socks with white tennis shoes. Why shoot yourself in the foot like this?Winston wrote:Check out this photo posted in our HA Facebook Group by one of the guys who is in the Philippines now. This is a photo of him after a bunch of young cute Filipinas (not bar girls) gathered around him in a store. As you can see, they look sweet, modest and relaxed, an attitude you'd never see in America. It's a friendly girl paradise for sure, and this image exemplifies that.
To see the post and image, go to:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/86597977757/
Image below:
Anyhow, that girl in gray looks so pretty and elegant!