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No bicycle riding allowed, on streets and sidewalks, in Rockford, Illinois.
Posted: April 17th, 2025, 11:43 am
by traveller
With the coming warm weather, the authorities in Rockford, Illinois now announce that as of 2025, bicycles, scooters, roller skates, rollerblades, skateboards, wheelie shoes, e-bikes, and e-scooters are completely illegal in the City of Rockford, Illinois. Any person in possession of any of those devices will now face up to seven (7) months in county jail. That is correct, people, as of 2025, the only legal ways to navigate Rockford, Il are walking, driving, taxi/Uber, and public transportation. Bicycles are also illegal, on both street and sidewalk, in Loves Park, Illinois, and like in Rockford, possession of a bicycle, tricycle, quadricycle, scooter, roller skates, rollerblades, wheelie shoes, skateboard, e-bike, or e-scooter, as well as operation of any such item, on street or sidewalk in Loves Park, carries a mandatory sentence of up to seven (7) months in jail. All bicyclists and e-bike riders are to stay completely out of Rockford and Loves Park!
Re: No bicycle riding allowed, on streets and sidewalks, in Rockford, Illinois.
Posted: April 18th, 2025, 10:14 pm
by hb2345
Sounds like a nice place with good government. I can't stand annoying cycling fags. These overgrown children are a nuisance to cars and pedestrians. Go to Netherlands if you want to ride a bike like a total fag.
Re: No bicycle riding allowed, on streets and sidewalks, in Rockford, Illinois.
Posted: April 25th, 2025, 9:47 pm
by my life is trash
hb2345 wrote: ↑April 18th, 2025, 10:14 pm
Sounds like a nice place with good government. I can't stand annoying cycling fags. These overgrown children are a nuisance to cars and pedestrians. Go to Netherlands if you want to ride a bike like a total fag.
I went for a driver’s license test yesterday and failed yet again. That’s 6 times that I failed in a row now.
Re: No bicycle riding allowed, on streets and sidewalks, in Rockford, Illinois.
Posted: May 2nd, 2025, 9:36 pm
by hb2345
my life is trash wrote: ↑April 25th, 2025, 9:47 pm
hb2345 wrote: ↑April 18th, 2025, 10:14 pm
Sounds like a nice place with good government. I can't stand annoying cycling fags. These overgrown children are a nuisance to cars and pedestrians. Go to Netherlands if you want to ride a bike like a total fag.
I went for a driver’s license test yesterday and failed yet again. That’s 6 times that I failed in a row now.
Good. Retards shouldn't be allowed to drive. Looks like a bicycle will be your main mode of transportation forever, you stupid f***ing faggot. Not that you can afford a car anyway.