I Completed My First Website

[Tsar]

All I need to do is press a button and it becomes live! I am going to have the business cards printed first so no one IRL could sneak a peak at the contents of my website! Don't think anyone is getting the link from me! I just want the Haters to know I just created one of the perfect PUA props to get a youthful girlfriend!

[Voyager1]

What's going to happen is you are going to try to pass your business cards to young teen girls and they'll be scared. They won't take your card and get away from you.

You'll try a bit older and some girls will look at your card and laugh. Others will say in their language to you "I don't need."

You'll probably attract police attention.

[Tsar]

What's going to happen is you are going to try to pass your business cards to young teen girls and they'll be scared. They won't take your card and get away from you.

You'll try a bit older and some girls will look at your card and laugh. Others will say in their language to you "I don't need."

You'll probably attract police attention.

I will prove you wrong!

[Tsar]

You're just jealous because you don't have the willpower or confidence and manliness to do what I would to get a beautiful girlfriend.

[Voyager1]

Girls run from you Tsar.

One bitten twice shy.

[Tsar]

Girls run from you Tsar.

One bitten twice shy.

No they don't!

I am magnificent! I am going to enjoy proving to everyone how much of a foolish loser you are!

When I am victorious, I will be smug like Thanos in this scene! You will not be able to live with your failure!