Is a man who has intercourse with a ladyboy homosexual or bisexual or can he still claim he's "straight"?

[CaptainSkelebob]

I dont understand what ur obsession is with this @MarcosZeitola
Are you trying to mug me off and make me look like a cunt or something???

Im only banter fella!!!
Its my argument that anyone who wouldnt f**k one of the hottest kind of ladyboys are gay
I have said before that im not f***ing gay
Now pack it in with the jokes about me being gay or bums are gonna start getting fingered

[CaptainSkelebob]

I dont understand what ur obsession is with this @MarcosZeitola
Are you trying to mug me off and make me look like a cunt or something???

Im only banter fella!!!
Its my argument that anyone who wouldnt f**k one of the hottest kind of ladyboys are gay
I have said before that im not f***ing gay
Now pack it in with the jokes about me being gay or bums are gonna start getting fingered

Yeah, I know you're "only banter fella". Fair enough. No big deal, man. And even if you are a poof (because you keep bringing up the ladyboy stuff a LOT of times lol) I still wouldn't mind because at least you're entertaining. Live and let live, right?

Even if I am a poof???
I am not
I epitomise raw alpha masculinity and I f***ed more women than most ppl can count
How does it make someone gay for sleeping with a ladyboy???
SHE
HAS
A
f***ing
p***y!!!!

[MrMan]

I dont understand what ur obsession is with this @MarcosZeitola
Are you trying to mug me off and make me look like a cunt or something???

Im only banter fella!!!
Its my argument that anyone who wouldnt f**k one of the hottest kind of ladyboys are gay
I have said before that im not f***ing gay
Now pack it in with the jokes about me being gay or bums are gonna start getting fingered

Yeah, I know you're "only banter fella". Fair enough. No big deal, man. And even if you are a poof (because you keep bringing up the ladyboy stuff a LOT of times lol) I still wouldn't mind because at least you're entertaining. Live and let live, right?

Even if I am a poof???
I am not
I epitomise raw alpha masculinity and I f***ed more women than most ppl can count
How does it make someone gay for sleeping with a ladyboy???
SHE
HAS
A
f***ing
p***y!!!!

You like sex, right? Imagine an evil mad scientist doctor kidnapped you, held you hostage, pumped you full of hormones, and then performed a sex change operation on you. Then, you find yourself awake in a bed in a hotel room, dressed in a red dress, face made up, with a purse full of money on the nightstand, and keys to a new Mercedes with a letter saying this is recompense for your trouble. You put on the stilettos and hobble out of the apartment, into the hotel lobby. There, a large young fellow tells you he thinks you are hot and wants to have sex with you. Do you do it? You've got a vulva and a vagina. Would that be gay?

[publicduende]

SHE
HAS
A
f***ing
p***y!!!!

She does not, mate. I had sex with ladyboys on 4 separate occasions: they are amazing at sucking sword, they have hotter-than-average faces (with the right amount of make-up now, that is), and you can touch and cuddle them like girls. Yet, I prefer seeing a cute and semi-flaccid penis, rather than a surgical wound which won't lubricate and won't give either party much pleasure.

[MrMan]

I dont understand what ur obsession is with this @MarcosZeitola
Are you trying to mug me off and make me look like a cunt or something???

Im only banter fella!!!
Its my argument that anyone who wouldnt f**k one of the hottest kind of ladyboys are gay
I have said before that im not f***ing gay
Now pack it in with the jokes about me being gay or bums are gonna start getting fingered

Yeah, I know you're "only banter fella". Fair enough. No big deal, man. And even if you are a poof (because you keep bringing up the ladyboy stuff a LOT of times lol) I still wouldn't mind because at least you're entertaining. Live and let live, right?

Even if I am a poof???
I am not
I epitomise raw alpha masculinity and I f***ed more women than most ppl can count
How does it make someone gay for sleeping with a ladyboy???
SHE
HAS
A
f***ing
p***y!!!!

HE has a fake vagina made out of his penis tissue or whatever else they come up with in that sick mad medical science of trans surgeries.

Wanting to have sex with 'lady boys' fits in the LGBT category. They are boys after all. You call them that when you call them ladyboys.

If a doctor kidnapped you, shot you up full of hormones for months, cut off your junk and used it to fashion a fake vagina, and a man had sex with you, that would be a homosexual act, wouldn't it, even if you had a fake vagina?

[publicduende]

At least if a ladyboy maintains the boy bits (however malfunctioning these may be after ingesting various hormones) the poor things aren't mutilated yet beyond repair or comprehension.

That's what I meant by cute and semi-flaccid. No body on HRT can have a proud, throbbing penis on display.

[CaptainSkelebob]

I dont understand what ur obsession is with this @MarcosZeitola
Are you trying to mug me off and make me look like a cunt or something???

Im only banter fella!!!
Its my argument that anyone who wouldnt f**k one of the hottest kind of ladyboys are gay
I have said before that im not f***ing gay
Now pack it in with the jokes about me being gay or bums are gonna start getting fingered

Yeah, I know you're "only banter fella". Fair enough. No big deal, man. And even if you are a poof (because you keep bringing up the ladyboy stuff a LOT of times lol) I still wouldn't mind because at least you're entertaining. Live and let live, right?

Even if I am a poof???
I am not
I epitomise raw alpha masculinity and I f***ed more women than most ppl can count
How does it make someone gay for sleeping with a ladyboy???
SHE
HAS
A
f***ing
p***y!!!!

You like sex, right? Imagine an evil mad scientist doctor kidnapped you, held you hostage, pumped you full of hormones, and then performed a sex change operation on you. Then, you find yourself awake in a bed in a hotel room, dressed in a red dress, face made up, with a purse full of money on the nightstand, and keys to a new Mercedes with a letter saying this is recompense for your trouble. You put on the stilettos and hobble out of the apartment, into the hotel lobby. There, a large young fellow tells you he thinks you are hot and wants to have sex with you. Do you do it? You've got a vulva and a vagina. Would that be gay?

This hypothetical is BS MrMan
I am not gay and not attracted to men so no I wouldnt f**k a guy
Why are you fantasizing about having sex with men???
That would never happen
We are talking real life here fella!!!
Not ur homoerotic fantasys

[CaptainSkelebob]

SHE
HAS
A
f***ing
p***y!!!!

She does not, mate. I had sex with ladyboys on 4 separate occasions: they are amazing at sucking sword, they have hotter-than-average faces (with the right amount of make-up now, that is), and you can touch and cuddle them like girls. Yet, I prefer seeing a cute and semi-flaccid penis, rather than a surgical wound which won't lubricate and won't give either party much pleasure.

You dont know what ur talking about duende
You prefer cock over p***y???
I exclusively f**k post op ladyboys coz im not a f***ing fag

[CaptainSkelebob]

I dont understand what ur obsession is with this @MarcosZeitola
Are you trying to mug me off and make me look like a cunt or something???

Im only banter fella!!!
Its my argument that anyone who wouldnt f**k one of the hottest kind of ladyboys are gay
I have said before that im not f***ing gay
Now pack it in with the jokes about me being gay or bums are gonna start getting fingered

Yeah, I know you're "only banter fella". Fair enough. No big deal, man. And even if you are a poof (because you keep bringing up the ladyboy stuff a LOT of times lol) I still wouldn't mind because at least you're entertaining. Live and let live, right?

Even if I am a poof???
I am not
I epitomise raw alpha masculinity and I f***ed more women than most ppl can count
How does it make someone gay for sleeping with a ladyboy???
SHE
HAS
A
f***ing
p***y!!!!

HE has a fake vagina made out of his penis tissue or whatever else they come up with in that sick mad medical science of trans surgeries.

Wanting to have sex with 'lady boys' fits in the LGBT category. They are boys after all. You call them that when you call them ladyboys.

If a doctor kidnapped you, shot you up full of hormones for months, cut off your junk and used it to fashion a fake vagina, and a man had sex with you, that would be a homosexual act, wouldn't it, even if you had a fake vagina?

The ladyboy has a real vagina made out of real skin and tissue
Ur logic is f***ing dumb
Would you refuse to f**k a woman coz she used to be a child???
Does f***ing a grown woman make you a pedo???
No
They used to be a child but now they are a woman
In the same way a ladyboy used to be a man and is now a woman with a p***y...
Im not the slightest interested in lgbt rights and all that shite
I dont give a f**k what ppl identify as and I dont give a flying f***ing f**k about what f***s think on this f***ing forum full of liars and delusional anti science morons who believe in flat earth and f***ing sky fairys
Trans surgery is a science
Thats why you dimwits dont get it
I am not f***ing gay!!!
The trolling has gone on long the f**k enough now ffs

[publicduende]

You dont know what ur talking about duende
You prefer cock over p***y???
I exclusively f**k post op ladyboys coz im not a f***ing fag

Believe me, I know what I am (and you are) talking about. I only had one chance to f*ck a post-op ladyboy. She told me she has her surgery done in Thailand 2 years before, thanks to scamming a German guy who gave her money "to start a business". I didn't even let her remove her panties. The idea of even seeing an artificially-made vagina grossed me out. For the sake of a decent encounter, I asked her to just kiss and suck me. She was very cute, by the way.

[MrMan]

You dont know what ur talking about duende
You prefer cock over p***y???
I exclusively f**k post op ladyboys coz im not a f***ing fag

Believe me, I know what I am (and you are) talking about. I only had one chance to f*ck a post-op ladyboy. She told me she has her surgery done in Thailand 2 years before, thanks to scamming a German guy who gave her money "to start a business". I didn't even let her remove her panties. The idea of even seeing an artificially-made vagina grossed me out. For the sake of a decent encounter, I asked her to just kiss and suck me. She was very cute, by the way.

Your story is gay. It was a he, btw.

[MrMan]

I dont understand what ur obsession is with this @MarcosZeitola
Are you trying to mug me off and make me look like a cunt or something???

Im only banter fella!!!
Its my argument that anyone who wouldnt f**k one of the hottest kind of ladyboys are gay
I have said before that im not f***ing gay
Now pack it in with the jokes about me being gay or bums are gonna start getting fingered

Yeah, I know you're "only banter fella". Fair enough. No big deal, man. And even if you are a poof (because you keep bringing up the ladyboy stuff a LOT of times lol) I still wouldn't mind because at least you're entertaining. Live and let live, right?

Even if I am a poof???
I am not
I epitomise raw alpha masculinity and I f***ed more women than most ppl can count
How does it make someone gay for sleeping with a ladyboy???
SHE
HAS
A
f***ing
p***y!!!!

HE has a fake vagina made out of his penis tissue or whatever else they come up with in that sick mad medical science of trans surgeries.

Wanting to have sex with 'lady boys' fits in the LGBT category. They are boys after all. You call them that when you call them ladyboys.

If a doctor kidnapped you, shot you up full of hormones for months, cut off your junk and used it to fashion a fake vagina, and a man had sex with you, that would be a homosexual act, wouldn't it, even if you had a fake vagina?

The ladyboy has a real vagina made out of real skin and tissue
Ur logic is f***ing dumb
Would you refuse to f**k a woman coz she used to be a child???
Does f***ing a grown woman make you a pedo???

Girls growing into women is a normal thing. It's real, too. Women are grown girls.

Let's say a doctor does surgery on a chipanzee to make it look just like a woman. Is it really a woman? Men can't be women. Women can't be men. It's just surgery. It's fake.

No
They used to be a child but now they are a woman
In the same way a ladyboy used to be a man and is now a woman with a p***y...

No, it's a man, a eunuch with a fake vagina.

Im not the slightest interested in lgbt rights and all that shite
I dont give a f**k what ppl identify as and I dont give a flying f***ing f**k about what f***s think on this f***ing forum full of liars and delusional anti science morons who believe in flat earth and f***ing sky fairys

You are denying the science. These 'lady boys' are men with XY chromosomes all throughout their body. A scientist could examine the DNA and know these men are men that you are having sick gay sex with.

Trans surgery is a science

Mad science. Bad medicine. There was this guy who had all these procedures done to his face to make him look like a tiger. Is that 'science.' Is he really a tiger?

Thats why you dimwits dont get it
I am not f***ing gay!!!

Just the men you have sex with are?

[publicduende]

Your story is gay. It was a he, btw.

Of course. It was a young man who s*cked me off. I would take no offence if somebody thought of me as "gay" (or "bi").

[publicduende]

I suppose one day when we're on our deathbed, none of us will feel regret over freaky stuff we did in life... most regrets will be about things we didn't do, as opposed to things we did do. I've wasted quite a lot of time over the years being pretty judgemental about the way other people choose their lives. At the end of the day, who really cares?

I guess that isn't really in the spirit of this thread, but whatever. I'm never going to be a fan of "unnatural" things as it sort of goes against my sensibilities as a person but, meh... live and let live, ya know? I did notice when back in Europe that trannies and ladyboys are quite uncommon. In the Philippines there's a ton of them. Like half of every barber shop is run by them, here barbers are mostly just regular blokes and spotting a tranny "in the wild" out and about is like spotting an endangered species. Guess the EU really has better health codes when it comes to the hormones thats put in food as you suggested. It really shows.

That's the spirit, my Ilocano friend. That statement you wrote up there...my life was never the same after listening to it on a little-known "filler" song by Red Hot Chili Peppers on their One Hot Minute album, the last decent one from them.

[...]
10 years ago in Hollywood
We did some good
And we did some real bad stuff
But the Butthole Surfers said
It's better to regret something you did
Than something you didn't do

I am well beyond the point of doing (or not doing) something to prove a point (or the opposite of a point) to some folks. I did what I did with those ladyboys because I liked their faces and their slender bodies. Would I do it again? Nope, and not because I have a wife now, but because I enjoy real p***y and ass, real soft skin, real feminine traits a lot more.

Yet, even if I was attracted to them on a constant basis, like my ex-colleague who is in Boracay with his LB date met on a dating site as I write, I wouldn't probably care about someone, even someone I love and care for, sticking a pre-crafted label on me.

[MrMan]

Even if I had been one of those select few men wired to genuinely prefer ladyboys (and not just going for them out of convenience the way most probably do), I'd still never be able to marry such a creature

It would be hard to make a case that a man would be wired to prefer ladyboys... at least genetically.