http://www.returnofkings.com/8157/the-e ... o-get-laid
Gee those stories sound so realistic don't they? lol. I must be missing out on all the action that everyone else is. lol. Gee something must be wrong. lol. Everyone is getting laid except me. lolHere are some real stories compiled from my own experience and/or friends’ experiences:
* Girl takes me to strip club and pays for my dances before going home with her
* Go home with a 21-year-old who later admits she has a list for Vegas, which includes banging a guy over 30 (me). Also on that list? Have a threesome. Spent the rest of the weekend trying to convince her friends to join, including the girl my friend banged and was sleeping in the bed next to us. Sadly she was unsuccessful.
* A girl meeting four guys in an elevator after a pool party (including my friend), inviting the guys in for a shot, and once there, she got on the bed and asked who’s first. A train proceeded to run for the next hour.
* A Russian girl inviting my friend to lick her after she meets him on the elevator at 6am.
* Friend spending 15 hours straight with two Russian girls and showering with them during his bachelor party.
* Making out with a girl within 5 seconds of meeting her (this past Saturday). End up taking her home while her sister (who was there with her boyfriend) goes home with my friend.
* Friend’s ex banging a random guy in the pool she just met.
Don't these stories sound like something from a sitcom or American Pie type movies?
Who the hell is this Law Dogger guy who wrote that anyway? What does he look like? He sounds like a con artist and a shitty writer, not sincere or credible at all.