A day in the life of SteveUKR

[pitbull]

Steve usually wakes ups bright and early when the morning paper arrives




After a quick shower in the library sink, Steve gets down to business!



Steve checks in with his girlfriend -- who he likes to cook for when he isn't completely broke <3



To earn a bit of cash, Steve takes odd jobs around town



Lunchtime



Daytime nap



Back to work



Going to the "toilet"



Seeing medical staff



Visiting friends



Back to bed - End of day

[SteveUKR]

Mods, please ban this user.

[pitbull]

Why?

[SteveUKR]

This character was seen in Odessa where he stayed in a hostel. He repeatedly asked the other guests for money so he could buy food. Some of their things went missing. He was eventually asked to leave.

He also wandered shopping malls unsuccessfully asking girls out on dates. Ukrainian dudes didn't like it and he almost got his ass kicked. He left Odessa on the night train bound for Kyiv, 3rd class sleeper with his backpack filled with his stinky, grimy, sweaty clothes.

[pitbull]

I'm not reading all that. Is this your trip from Kyiv to Odessa? Lol, you're gross. Probably make soup in the sink.

[SteveUKR]

I'm not reading all that.

he's illiterate too. he was also seen rummaging through garbage dumpsters fishing out food.

[pitbull]

Nah, you're just dreary. No wonder your wife left you. Rummaging through garbage dumpsters is how you find girlfriends

[Cornfed]

Maybe PAG shouldn't be re-banned after all. This is really funny.

[SteveUKR]

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[Cornfed]

Dear god, don't tell me PAG is also SteveUKR

[Johnny1975]

Pitbull is a very successful individual with a surprisingly extensive amount of spare time.

[pitbull]

Pitbull is a very successful individual with a surprisingly extensive amount of spare time.

Successful individuals have a lot of free time. That's what success is all about

[Johnny1975]

Pitbull is a very successful individual with a surprisingly extensive amount of spare time.

Successful individuals have a lot of free time. That's what success is all about

And what better way to spend it than with us losers. It's almost as if you have nothing better to do.

[pitbull]

5-10 mins every other day is a long time for you? Lol

[Johnny1975]

It's nice that you're so committed to posting here, but really, don't let us eat into your very productive, fun life which is of course 100% real and genuine.