Lastly, this thread is a joke because most of you are simply interjecting your own understanding based on your Christian point of view. I've already said many times that I reject the Christian point of view. That does NOT mean I am an atheist. My faith and understanding of God is literally 1000 times superior to yours. But aside from that, you are all interjecting with the dualistic good vs evil Christian false concept of morality.
So really this thread is pretty much over, unless Winston wants to give his spiritually knowledgeable input, as I know that Winston is very well read and knowledgeable about spirituality and the metaphysical.
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How to become a goddamn faggot?Moderators: fschmidt, jamesbond
Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?___________________________________________________________________
i'm literally bulletproof, for real. My friend shot a gun at me and the bullet bounced right off me. Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?By the way, I was just looking at "Rules for Radicals" by Saul Alinsky and the first thing he does is to praise Satan as the world's first radical. This book has become the primary political guidebook for America's Left. So if you want Satan-inspired help for politics, you can get this book.
Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?Step 1: Create a sufficiently degenerate body of work. Step 2: License the media rights. Payments are made by check/wire. не поглеждай назад.
 "Even an American judge is unlikely to award child support for imputed children." - FredOnEverything Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?GuyAbroad,
You seem kind of confused about what you believe, and too enthusiastic about the idea of falling in love with Satan. The anal rape accounts should be enough for you to reconsider making a pact with a demon. If a demon tells someone his name is 'claw neck', that should be enough to tell you to stay away from it. If you believe in God, why would you not try to make a pact with God to provide for you if you are dead-set on making a pact with some entity. Of course, if you cross Him, you could really be in trouble. It sounds like you are already doing that, anyway.
Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?Since you guys love the Bible so much, let me quote a verse for you:
AND IF YOU ARE LUKEWARM, I WILL SPIT YOU OUT FROM MY MOUTH You are all lukewarm. Christianity is a lukewarm, pacifist religion. None of you are serious about God. And therefore God will spit you out from his mouth. ___________________________________________________________________
i'm literally bulletproof, for real. My friend shot a gun at me and the bullet bounced right off me. Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?In the passage, Jesus is talking. You do not know the lives of people on the forum. I can think of a few who have called themselves Christians on the forum. Jesus judges by what He considers lukewarm, which is obviously different from what you would judge as lukewarm.
Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?I f***ing CURSE SATAN! HE'S A GODDAMN FAGGOT. ALL SATAN CARES ABOUT IS MATERIALISM AND LOOKING COOL, AKA JUST LIKE A GODDAMN FAGGOT.
God is cool. Satan is a f***ing queer. ___________________________________________________________________
i'm literally bulletproof, for real. My friend shot a gun at me and the bullet bounced right off me.
Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?even if Satan offered me a million dollars i wouldn't worship his faggot ass because he is not cool. Being a faggot who gets f***ed up the ass is NOT f***ing cool.
Thor would have ripped Lucifer's faggoty little head off and shit down his neck. ___________________________________________________________________
i'm literally bulletproof, for real. My friend shot a gun at me and the bullet bounced right off me. Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?GuyAbroad,
Are you on something? Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?Do not ask Satan for anything. It always comes at a price you'd not want to pay. Satan is the father of all lies.
CYKA BLYAT!!!!!!
Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?pop quiz, hotshot! What's even gayer than satan? Jews who go around giving away free shit, feeding the poor, and performing "miracles" (aka socialism)
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i'm literally bulletproof, for real. My friend shot a gun at me and the bullet bounced right off me. Re: How to become a goddamn faggot?Are you still abroad?
Re: How to become a goddamn faggot?why? Are you a CIA agent and you're gonna blow my head off? ___________________________________________________________________
i'm literally bulletproof, for real. My friend shot a gun at me and the bullet bounced right off me. Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?What's gayer than satan? Changing your thread title after the thread is several pages long.
Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?can this gay ass thread be deleted? ___________________________________________________________________
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