How to become a goddamn faggot?

[GuyAbroad8293]

Lastly, this thread is a joke because most of you are simply interjecting your own understanding based on your Christian point of view. I've already said many times that I reject the Christian point of view. That does NOT mean I am an atheist. My faith and understanding of God is literally 1000 times superior to yours. But aside from that, you are all interjecting with the dualistic good vs evil Christian false concept of morality.

So really this thread is pretty much over, unless Winston wants to give his spiritually knowledgeable input, as I know that Winston is very well read and knowledgeable about spirituality and the metaphysical.

[fschmidt]

By the way, I was just looking at "Rules for Radicals" by Saul Alinsky and the first thing he does is to praise Satan as the world's first radical. This book has become the primary political guidebook for America's Left. So if you want Satan-inspired help for politics, you can get this book.

[Teal Lantern]

I'm at the point where I am ready to ask Satan for financial help. I've tried everything else and nothing works. So I guess Satan is my only option now.

My only concern is, I do not want to feel "possessed", I want to feel like I am fully in control of myself and living a stable life. Basically I want to maintain the current stability of my life. I do not want to go batshit insane, or experience a bunch of sudden changes.

I know Winston is very knowledgeable and these types of esoteric things. I also don't want to join any organization or church of Satan cause that's just gay.

How do I ask Satan for help with money and how do I actually receive it?

Step 1: Create a sufficiently degenerate body of work.
Step 2: License the media rights.
Payments are made by check/wire.

[MrMan]

GuyAbroad,

You seem kind of confused about what you believe, and too enthusiastic about the idea of falling in love with Satan. The anal rape accounts should be enough for you to reconsider making a pact with a demon. If a demon tells someone his name is 'claw neck', that should be enough to tell you to stay away from it.

If you believe in God, why would you not try to make a pact with God to provide for you if you are dead-set on making a pact with some entity. Of course, if you cross Him, you could really be in trouble. It sounds like you are already doing that, anyway.

[GuyAbroad8293]

Since you guys love the Bible so much, let me quote a verse for you:

AND IF YOU ARE LUKEWARM, I WILL SPIT YOU OUT FROM MY MOUTH

You are all lukewarm. Christianity is a lukewarm, pacifist religion. None of you are serious about God. And therefore God will spit you out from his mouth.

[MrMan]

Since you guys love the Bible so much, let me quote a verse for you:

AND IF YOU ARE LUKEWARM, I WILL SPIT YOU OUT FROM MY MOUTH

You are all lukewarm. Christianity is a lukewarm, pacifist religion. None of you are serious about God. And therefore God will spit you out from his mouth.

In the passage, Jesus is talking. You do not know the lives of people on the forum. I can think of a few who have called themselves Christians on the forum. Jesus judges by what He considers lukewarm, which is obviously different from what you would judge as lukewarm.

[GuyAbroad8293]

I f***ing CURSE SATAN! HE'S A GODDAMN FAGGOT. ALL SATAN CARES ABOUT IS MATERIALISM AND LOOKING COOL, AKA JUST LIKE A GODDAMN FAGGOT.

God is cool. Satan is a f***ing queer.

[GuyAbroad8293]

even if Satan offered me a million dollars i wouldn't worship his faggot ass because he is not cool. Being a faggot who gets f***ed up the ass is NOT f***ing cool.

Thor would have ripped Lucifer's faggoty little head off and shit down his neck.

[MrMan]

GuyAbroad,

Are you on something?

[Bao3niang]

Do not ask Satan for anything. It always comes at a price you'd not want to pay. Satan is the father of all lies.

[GuyAbroad8293]

pop quiz, hotshot! What's even gayer than satan? Jews who go around giving away free shit, feeding the poor, and performing "miracles" (aka socialism)

[Zambales]

Are you still abroad?

[GuyAbroad8293]

Are you still abroad?

why? Are you a CIA agent and you're gonna blow my head off?

[fschmidt]

pop quiz, hotshot! What's even gayer than satan?

What's gayer than satan? Changing your thread title after the thread is several pages long.

[GuyAbroad8293]

pop quiz, hotshot! What's even gayer than satan?

What's gayer than satan? Changing your thread title after the thread is several pages long.

can this gay ass thread be deleted?