Guys I might do it I might become a Ninja soon

[galii]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RizTPYnWzo8
Song - I want to be a Ninja

I want to be a ninja, so stealthy and so cool
I want to learn the skills and tricks, and master every tool
I want to wear the black suit, and hide in the shadows
I want to strike with speed and grace, and take down all my foes

I want to be a ninja, so agile and so strong
I want to climb the highest walls, and jump from dusk till dawn
I want to wield the shuriken, and throw them with precision
I want to slice with katana, and make the final decision

I want to be a ninja, so wise and so serene
I want to meditate and train, and keep my mind and body clean
I want to follow the code of honor, and respect the ancient ways
I want to be a ninja, and live the ninja days

[MrMan]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RizTPYnWzo8
Song - I want to be a Ninja

I want to be a ninja, so stealthy and so cool
I want to learn the skills and tricks, and master every tool
I want to wear the black suit, and hide in the shadows
I want to strike with speed and grace, and take down all my foes

I want to be a ninja, so agile and so strong
I want to climb the highest walls, and jump from dusk till dawn
I want to wield the shuriken, and throw them with precision
I want to slice with katana, and make the final decision

I want to be a ninja, so wise and so serene
I want to meditate and train, and keep my mind and body clean
I want to follow the code of honor, and respect the ancient ways
I want to be a ninja, and live the ninja days

If you figure out the right mix of chemicals and gamma radiation to become a giant humanoid turtle, too, please film it and share the link.

[Pixel--Dude]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RizTPYnWzo8
Song - I want to be a Ninja

I want to be a ninja, so stealthy and so cool
I want to learn the skills and tricks, and master every tool
I want to wear the black suit, and hide in the shadows
I want to strike with speed and grace, and take down all my foes

I want to be a ninja, so agile and so strong
I want to climb the highest walls, and jump from dusk till dawn
I want to wield the shuriken, and throw them with precision
I want to slice with katana, and make the final decision

I want to be a ninja, so wise and so serene
I want to meditate and train, and keep my mind and body clean
I want to follow the code of honor, and respect the ancient ways
I want to be a ninja, and live the ninja days

The ginger guy was right about two things: this song was racist as f**k, but it made me laugh really hard did you see the face of the Asian lady in the crowd?

[galii]

Btw AI gave me the wrong lyrics:

This is the original one:

I shut my Murphy bed, sat down to scratch my head
What could this day bring? It could be anything
I get the phone call, I gotta help them all
Go girl will save the day, Chow will not get away
It didn't take me long to find the ticking bomb
He took off in my jeep, that Chow is such a creep!
I gotta find a way to take down Chow one day
He pulled that neenja move, it got me to behoove, mmm
You know what? May be I too could be neenja?
I want to be neenja
I want to be neenja
I want to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to china town
I want to be neenja
I started training hard, I think I could go far
I am a natural that's matter-of- factual
I learned to chop real hard
I fight with credit card
I use my nun-chucks even while feeding ducks
I throw my neenja star, oh, so very far
I do karate moves with a go girl move
I learned my neenja kicks, while watching netflix
I try do everything, like on the big screen
And you guys, you know what?
I might do it, I might be a neenja soon!
I gonna be neenja
I gonna be neenja
I gonna chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to china town
I gonna be neenja
I practice everyday, I practice everyway
I don't always do good, I really wish I could
I drink from sippy cup, you know I won't give up
I got to try my best, you can expect no less
That Chow has not a clue, it's too good to be true
I'm making progress, feels good I must confess
I catch a flying tick, with my chop stick
I take down anyone, ha, ha, ha, this is getting fun
You guys, I think I almost a neenja!
I almost a neenja
I almost a neenja
I tried to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to china town
I almost a neenja
You guys, it's time
I traveled to the misty mountains of china (misty mountains, ohhm)
I meditate with the ancient buddah of Asia, who gives me guidance
I hear the bells of ancient times
I meditate, I levitate
I elevate my soul
My strength it's coming
I open my eyes and envision the goal
I snuck up to his place, open my neenja case
Pull out my neenja gear
Oh, I hope he didn't hear
I sneak up to his room, he's sleeping I assume
I didn't think that he would be expecting me
Pulled out my neenja sword
He hit me with a board
I came to really fast
Gotta get Chow at last!
I tried with all my might to put up a good fight
Did neenja move real fast
I took down Chow at last!
Oh, yes I did
I took down Chow!
I finally Neenja
I finally Neenja
I got to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to china town
I finally Neenja