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Escort just wants a relationshit

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Can someone who's dated a prosti (bar girl) explain what benefit you get from this? :?
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Getting kicked of legitimate dating sites is an occupational hazard. You think she'd meet a lot of potential candidates for a relationship in her line of work.
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I'd actually be interested in someone explaining the mutual benefits of such a relationship. I just can't see it.
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If a man had a really low self-image and considered himself on par with a prostitute, he might go for dating a prostitute. A man might also reason that if a woman has sex multiple times a day with many men, that she might be a very active partner later. But that could backfire, I suppose. I'd imagine she'd have better success with the type of men who go to prostitutes than those who do not unless she deceives them. But if her face is all over ads on the Internet, she may not be able to get away with that. If he doesn't go looking for ads, someone may tell him.


Of course, there is the old idea of a man meeting a woman in this line of work, seeing some inner beauty in her or some potential of what she might be, loving her, etc. Then there is the idea that love is blind and the guy just loves the girl in spite of the fact that she can't give him much compared to other women.
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I would never agree to such a relationship. Well, you can choose an escort for some special occasions but never get involved in relationships. I know some girls are working for an exclusive escort agency in London, and I know what principles they work with.
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I don't see anything wrong with escorting, as long as guys and girls do it of their own free will and not under compulsion.
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The strangest request I ever met was from an extraordinary businesswoman who wanted me to come to her office in the guise of a personal trainer," says the man. - She wanted to do something like 'Fifty Shades of Grey in her own office. It was hilarious. Some offers had to be turned down.
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MrMan wrote:
April 22nd, 2017, 6:41 pm
If a man had a really low self-image and considered himself on par with a prostitute, he might go for dating a prostitute. A man might also reason that if a woman has sex multiple times a day with many men, that she might be a very active partner later. But that could backfire, I suppose. I'd imagine she'd have better success with the type of men who go to prostitutes than those who do not unless she deceives them. But if her face is all over ads on the Internet, she may not be able to get away with that. If he doesn't go looking for ads, someone may tell him.


Of course, there is the old idea of a man meeting a woman in this line of work, seeing some inner beauty in her or some potential of what she might be, loving her, etc. Then there is the idea that love is blind and the guy just loves the girl in spite of the fact that she can't give him much compared to other women.
Women in this line of work see men as nothing but walking paychecks. If you want a general idea of what relationships are like between guys and girls in the game, take a look at the thousands of Thai wife/gf-farang horror stories plastered all over the internet.
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I don't know what the video said because it's gone now, but I have a relationship of sorts with an escort girl in Ukraine. Same pay-per-meet as first time we met, same good sex too, never any unpleasantness. Girls selling their youth and beauty to older men is normal. If no money exchange, relationship will be inequitable and unstable. Marriage is effectively a money exchange, but under restrictive conditions (you're stuck with your spouse, who might change for the worse), and bad conditions for the man in most countries. Men usually have to marry for children. If man doesn't care about children, he's a fool to marry.
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Shemp wrote:
September 28th, 2021, 9:41 am
I don't know what the video said because it's gone now, but I have a relationship of sorts with an escort girl in Ukraine. Same pay-per-meet as first time we met, same good sex too, never any unpleasantness. Girls selling their youth and beauty to older men is normal. If no money exchange, relationship will be inequitable and unstable. Marriage is effectively a money exchange, but under restrictive conditions (you're stuck with your spouse, who might change for the worse), and bad conditions for the man in most countries. Men usually have to marry for children. If man doesn't care about children, he's a fool to marry.
This sort of relationship is fine when you still have an interest in sex. When you become old and thats lost, well, what then? What is there for a man in life when his productive years are behind him, his libido is gone, and he is childless? We're born to be reproductive machines.
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jerryrigged wrote:
September 28th, 2021, 11:39 am
What is there for a man in life when his productive years are behind him, his libido is gone, and he is childless? We're born to be reproductive machines.
When you don't care about sex, one less thing to worry about. Same with lack of children and lack of ambition. Freedom to do absolutely nothing and just lie about all day like a lazy neutered cat.
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Shemp wrote:
September 28th, 2021, 12:58 pm
jerryrigged wrote:
September 28th, 2021, 11:39 am
What is there for a man in life when his productive years are behind him, his libido is gone, and he is childless? We're born to be reproductive machines.
When you don't care about sex, one less thing to worry about. Same with lack of children and lack of ambition. Freedom to do absolutely nothing and just lie about all day like a lazy neutered cat.
Good reasoning. I have to admit.
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The strangest request I ever met was from an extraordinary businesswoman who wanted me to come to her office in the guise of a personal trainer," says the man. - She wanted to do something like 'Fifty Shades of Grey in her own office. It was hilarious. Some offers had to be turned down. One guy contacted me and said he wanted me to have sex with his wife with male escorts, and he would smell my shoes and feet," the man says. - Several times he called, I ended up blocking him because it didn't turn me on at all. He also refused to have sex with his client's husband on Skype and make homemade porn.
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