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How is the feminist movement similar to a bowel movement?

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How is the feminist movement similar to a bowel movement?

Post by jamesbond » December 25th, 2015, 9:58 am

How is the feminist movement similar to a bowel movement?

They both produce shit.
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Re: How is the feminist movement similar to a bowel movement

Post by Ghost » December 26th, 2015, 4:06 pm

Plus bowel movements are useful and beneficial. And they smell better than most feminists too.
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Re: How is the feminist movement similar to a bowel movement

Post by jamesbond » January 1st, 2016, 9:55 am

Ghost wrote:Plus bowel movements are useful and beneficial. And they smell better than most feminists too.
Hey that's very true and some women who are feminists actually look like 'human bowel movements.' :lol:

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Re: How is the feminist movement similar to a bowel movement?

Post by tom » November 19th, 2018, 6:30 am

Bowel movements feel good, feminist never do. Feminist are toxic and kill all they touch, bowel movements are good for plants and make them grow big and strong. When your done with a bowel you can flush it away, you will never flush a fat walrus sized feminist down the drain they just don't fit.

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Re: How is the feminist movement similar to a bowel movement?

Post by Contrarian Expatriate » November 19th, 2018, 11:25 am

A warm, soapy metaphorical enema is in order to flush impacted femturds from the innards of Western life.

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