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Winston and Hitler

Post by jamesbond » April 4th, 2015, 3:09 pm

I wonder if Germany would of won WW II if Hitler had Winston to help him out! :lol:

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Re: Winston and Hitler

Post by jamesbond » April 12th, 2015, 6:12 am

Here is what Winston would look like as a Nazi German soldier fighting in World War II. :lol:

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Re: Winston and Hitler

Post by Mr S » April 12th, 2015, 6:47 am

That's not a German WWII uniform, that's an American one.
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Re: Winston and Hitler

Post by Hero » April 12th, 2015, 11:47 am

jamesbond wrote:I wonder if Germany would of won WW II if Hitler had Winston to help him out! :lol:
No, because Winston got his ass kicked in Russia even worse than Hitler did.

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Re: Winston and Hitler

Post by Winston » April 22nd, 2015, 5:54 pm

Mr S wrote:That's not a German WWII uniform, that's an American one.
Have you seen the US army and marines helmets in the Iraq War? They look like Nazi helmets and are shaped like them now. Why do you think that is? Because the US military are the new Nazis? Why did the US copy Nazi style helmets?

I heard that the US military changed their uniforms from dark green to the beige colored ones long before the first Gulf War in 1990, because the involvement in the Middle East was planned by the powers that be long ago.

As to the OP:

If I were Hitler's advisor, I would have made Nazi Germany last a lot longer than they did. I would have advised Hitler:

- Not to invade Russia, but to seek an alliance with Stalin. That way, the Allies would have stood no chance.
- Not to declare war on America after Pearl Harbor. There was nothing to gain in that and everything to lose. It was totally illogical.
- To give his generals more power and autonomy, and not to have to authorize every decision with Hitler. That was a huge mistake. Sun Tzu's Ancient Art of War says that you have to empower your generals and let them do their thing, and not restrict them by requiring them to authorize every decision with you. A good leader finds generals he trusts and lets them make all the decisions. That's what the US and Russia did during WWII. But Hitler did not trust his generals enough to let them make all the decisions. So his response time was too slow. If Hitler had allowed his generals more authority and power in decision making, they could have squashed the D-Day invasion early on, according to the History Channel.
- Have Hitler read Sun Tzu's Ancient Art of War, since he violated many basic principles in it and did not appear to be familiar with it.
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Re: Winston and Hitler

Post by jamesbond » April 27th, 2015, 5:29 am

Winston with a little make up on his face, would be the prettiest soldier in world war II. :lol:

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Re: Winston and Hitler

Post by jamesbond » April 27th, 2015, 5:37 am

This female drill sergeant could whip Winston into shape in no time! :P

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