This is what happens if you approach women in America

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jamesbond
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This is what happens if you approach women in America

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Like Winston has said, approaching women in America is almost considered a crime! This is what could of happened to Winston in the US if he continued to approach women! :shock:

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"When I think about the idea of getting involved with an American woman, I don't know if I should laugh .............. or vomit!"

"Trying to meet women in America is like trying to decipher Egyptian hieroglyphics."
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Now that's some cool hair/clothes with a lean body (except the height).
In that case he would be called "confident", there would be no jail.

Hey just fix the scale of his face in there, this is a good get-fit example.
1)Too much of one thing defeats the purpose.
2)Everybody is full of it. What's your hypocrisy?
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Re: This is what happens if you approach women in America

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jamesbond wrote:
April 17th, 2014, 6:10 am
Like Winston has said, approaching women in America is almost considered a crime! This is what could of happened to Winston in the US if he continued to approach women! :shock:

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Approaching women in America is already illegal under Federal law!

Possibility 1;

Judge; "It is a judgement of this court that you, John Doe, be sent to Pelican Bay State Prison where you will serve a sentence of 375 years to life imprisonment."

Possibility 2;

Judge; "It is a judgement of this court that you, John Doe, be sent to Sing-Sing Correctional center where you, John Doe, will be electrocuted until you are dead, on a date to be set forth by the Attorney General of the State. May God have mercy on your soul."
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