That's That Sh*t I Don't Like 1: Tender Returns

[E_Irizarry]

Why is it in the USA that female cashiers like/love to return cash/coin tender to you
by putting the cash (if applicable) in your hand first just so they can put the change on top of that cash soon
there after?

Or they make a paper slightly-inclined "U"-shovel out of the bank notes and then put the change
on it so it doesn't fall out of the money seemingly avoid hand contact with you?

Is this androphobia?

Is this bigotry and androphobia/anti-male too?

Is it really for hygienic purposes?

Guys render those responses x favor!

P.S. I deliberately put my hand up to their hand when they are about to release the change over the cash in my other hand.
Sometimes they wipe their hand off like they touched a piece of sh*t or something.

[All_That_Is_Man]

I noticed this shit, too. For years!

[Teal Lantern]

Why is it in the USA that female cashiers like/love to return cash/coin tender to you
by putting the cash (if applicable) in your hand first just so they can put the change on top of that cash soon
there after?

Or they make a paper slightly-inclined "U"-shovel out of the bank notes and then put the change
on it so it doesn't fall out of the money seemingly avoid hand contact with you?

Is this androphobia?

Is this bigotry and androphobia/anti-male too?

Is it really for hygienic purposes?

Guys render those responses x favor!

P.S. I deliberately put my hand up to their hand when they are about to release the change over the cash in my other hand.
Sometimes they wipe their hand off like they touched a piece of sh*t or something.

If you worked in the public and noticed how unhygienic people are, you'd be thankful to avoid skin contact.
How many people has a cashier's hands come into contact with who were earlier digging in their ear, or nose, or other orifices, or didn't wash their hands after fapping or taking a $#!^? Easily a hundred a day.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/0 ... ery-carts/

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/03/ ... ing-carts/

BTW, those same nasty bastards were in the produce aisle earlier, squeezing the apples, so wash that $#!^ off, when you get it home.

[E_Irizarry]

Why is it in the USA that female cashiers like/love to return cash/coin tender to you
by putting the cash (if applicable) in your hand first just so they can put the change on top of that cash soon
there after?

Or they make a paper slightly-inclined "U"-shovel out of the bank notes and then put the change
on it so it doesn't fall out of the money seemingly avoid hand contact with you?

Is this androphobia?

Is this bigotry and androphobia/anti-male too?

Is it really for hygienic purposes?

Guys render those responses x favor!

P.S. I deliberately put my hand up to their hand when they are about to release the change over the cash in my other hand.
Sometimes they wipe their hand off like they touched a piece of sh*t or something.

If you worked in the public and noticed how unhygienic people are, you'd be thankful to avoid skin contact.
How many people has a cashier's hands come into contact with who were earlier digging in their ear, or nose, or other orifices, or didn't wash their hands after fapping or taking a $#!^? Easily a hundred a day.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/0 ... ery-carts/

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/03/ ... ing-carts/

BTW, those same nasty bastards were in the produce aisle earlier, squeezing the apples, so wash that $#!^ off, when you get it home.

True but there are nasty f.uckers abroad too. They very rarely practice non-hand contact abroad when doing face-to-face transactions.

[E_Irizarry]

Why is it in the USA that female cashiers like/love to return cash/coin tender to you
by putting the cash (if applicable) in your hand first just so they can put the change on top of that cash soon
there after?

Or they make a paper slightly-inclined "U"-shovel out of the bank notes and then put the change
on it so it doesn't fall out of the money seemingly avoid hand contact with you?

Is this androphobia?

Is this bigotry and androphobia/anti-male too?

Is it really for hygienic purposes?

Guys render those responses x favor!

P.S. I deliberately put my hand up to their hand when they are about to release the change over the cash in my other hand.
Sometimes they wipe their hand off like they touched a piece of sh*t or something.

If you worked in the public and noticed how unhygienic people are, you'd be thankful to avoid skin contact.
How many people has a cashier's hands come into contact with who were earlier digging in their ear, or nose, or other orifices, or didn't wash their hands after fapping or taking a $#!^? Easily a hundred a day.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/0 ... ery-carts/

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/03/ ... ing-carts/

BTW, those same nasty bastards were in the produce aisle earlier, squeezing the apples, so wash that $#!^ off, when you get it home.

True but there are nasty f.uckers abroad too. They very rarely practice non-hand contact abroad when doing face-to-face transactions.
When I was abroad, never did they do that to me unless they were just a bigot or a xenophobe (and that very rarely happened to me); even as full of bigotry Perú is, I have hardly ever noticed that s.hit being done to me or others.

[E_Irizarry]

Why is it in the USA that female cashiers like/love to return cash/coin tender to you
by putting the cash (if applicable) in your hand first just so they can put the change on top of that cash soon
there after?

Or they make a paper slightly-inclined "U"-shovel out of the bank notes and then put the change
on it so it doesn't fall out of the money seemingly avoid hand contact with you?

Is this androphobia?

Is this bigotry and androphobia/anti-male too?

Is it really for hygienic purposes?

Guys render those responses x favor!

P.S. I deliberately put my hand up to their hand when they are about to release the change over the cash in my other hand.
Sometimes they wipe their hand off like they touched a piece of sh*t or something.

If you worked in the public and noticed how unhygienic people are, you'd be thankful to avoid skin contact.
How many people has a cashier's hands come into contact with who were earlier digging in their ear, or nose, or other orifices, or didn't wash their hands after fapping or taking a $#!^? Easily a hundred a day.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/0 ... ery-carts/

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/03/ ... ing-carts/

BTW, those same nasty bastards were in the produce aisle earlier, squeezing the apples, so wash that $#!^ off, when you get it home.

True but there are nasty f.uckers abroad too. They very rarely practice non-hand contact abroad when doing face-to-face transactions.
When I was abroad, never did they do that to me unless they were just a bigot or a xenophobe (and that very rarely happened to me); even as full of bigotry Perú is, I have hardly ever noticed that s.hit being done to me or others.

[E_Irizarry]

Why is it in the USA that female cashiers like/love to return cash/coin tender to you
by putting the cash (if applicable) in your hand first just so they can put the change on top of that cash soon
there after?

Or they make a paper slightly-inclined "U"-shovel out of the bank notes and then put the change
on it so it doesn't fall out of the money seemingly avoid hand contact with you?

Is this androphobia?

Is this bigotry and androphobia/anti-male too?

Is it really for hygienic purposes?

Guys render those responses x favor!

P.S. I deliberately put my hand up to their hand when they are about to release the change over the cash in my other hand.
Sometimes they wipe their hand off like they touched a piece of sh*t or something.

If you worked in the public and noticed how unhygienic people are, you'd be thankful to avoid skin contact.
How many people has a cashier's hands come into contact with who were earlier digging in their ear, or nose, or other orifices, or didn't wash their hands after fapping or taking a $#!^? Easily a hundred a day.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/0 ... ery-carts/

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/03/ ... ing-carts/

BTW, those same nasty bastards were in the produce aisle earlier, squeezing the apples, so wash that $#!^ off, when you get it home.

True but there are nasty f.uckers abroad too. They very rarely practice non-hand contact abroad when doing face-to-face transactions.
When I was abroad, never did they do that to me unless they were just a bigot or a xenophobe (and that very rarely happened to me); even as full of bigotry Perú is, I have hardly ever noticed that s.hit being done to me or others.

[E_Irizarry]

Sorry for the quad-post. I was in McDonalds shared access point and there where 6 fa.ggots on uTorrent on the XDA's and laptops so that abominated the Wi-Fi signal in there.

[The_Hero_of_Men]

What exactly is fapping, anyway?

[C.J.]

Females touch my hands all the time, when they give me money. It's like they're trying to get my hand in marriage, in return FOR GIVING ME MY OWN DAMN MONEY. :/

In the US, a ton of people don't practice moderate hygiene, much less perfect. A female banker's hands smelled like weed and and those chemical wipes they use to wipe their dirty vaginas with(the used up kind). And then another ho at a CVS straight up smelled like coffee, vomit and cigarettes put together! WTF was SHE doing? People wearing excessive amounts of perfume/cologne is just as bad. They're the ones you need to more aware of, as they're trying to hide something! Y'all niggas think women would do better at this stuff then men, but I live with my sister and well...there's a lot of room for improvement! I've heard horror stories from my friends who clean female restrooms too. Women can be GROSS AS f**k! Bloody ass tampons on the damn floor, who the f**k does that!?

I'm pretty OCD about stuff like hand washing. Even if I don't do anything in the bathroom, I wash my hamds anyway. And those nasty-as-hell public restrooms? I touch the door with my shirt. The door handles look like colonies of bacteria made their home on that shit.

[Teal Lantern]

Females touch my hands all the time, when they give me money. It's like they're trying to get my hand in marriage, in return FOR GIVING ME MY OWN DAMN MONEY. :/

In the US, a ton of people don't practice moderate hygiene, much less perfect. A female banker's hands smelled like weed and and those chemical wipes they use to wipe their dirty v****as with(the used up kind). And then another ho at a CVS straight up smelled like coffee, vomit and cigarettes put together! WTF was SHE doing? People wearing excessive amounts of perfume/cologne is just as bad. They're the ones you need to more aware of, as they're trying to hide something! Y'all niggas think women would do better at this stuff then men, but I live with my sister and well...there's a lot of room for improvement! I've heard horror stories from my friends who clean female restrooms too. Women can be GROSS AS f**k! Bloody a** tampons on the damn floor, who the f**k does that!?

I'm pretty OCD about stuff like hand washing. Even if I don't do anything in the bathroom, I wash my hamds anyway. And those nasty-as-hell public restrooms? I touch the door with my shirt. The door handles look like colonies of bacteria made their home on that shit.

^^^ This. Every damn bit of it. Public restroom with a door instead of the 3-corner turn?
pull to enter -- I'm not using the hand I opened the door with to "handle business".
pull to exit -- On the way out, I'm grabbing an extra paper towel to open the door with.

With clerks and cashiers -- I'm not touching my face or eating anything until I can wash my hands.
Germ laden b!^@#&$ don't offend me by avoiding contact.

What exactly is fapping, anyway?

Fapping == Rubbing one out.