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What would a typical Valley-Girl say to a fat man asking for marriage?

Poll ended at December 14th, 2012, 2:23 am

Heelll Nooo
3
43%
I'm a princess/bitch & you're not good enough to lick my boots!
4
57%
 
Total votes: 7
terminator
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Even the World's Fattest Man Can Find A Wife!

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Of course, he's not in the USA or a Western Country. This sucks as OK looking guys I know can't get a date.

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Post by Falcon »

Manuel Uribe was originally from Monterrey, Mexico, but started ballooning up after he started life in Dallas, Texas.



Life in the US sure does work wonders. :wink:
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Falcon wrote:Manuel Uribe was originally from Monterrey, Mexico, but started ballooning up after he started life in Dallas, Texas.

Life in the US sure does work wonders. :wink:
Great response! Another reason to keep away from the fu@ked-up USA. He was probably depressed no girl would look at him in TX and he took it out on comfort food.
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Post by Dragon »

What in the blue jesus...now I feel bad for still being single. :lol:
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Post by Falcon »

Don't laugh at this dude. He's true inspiration for us all!

He says (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27399979/ns ... ot-mexico/ ):
"I am proof you can find love in any circumstances. It's all a question of faith. I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life."
Way to go! :D
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Post by Dragon »

I don't mean to be a downer, but usually I'm wary of "feel good" stories. For every success story there's always a hundred tragedies. I don't hinge my view of reality on statistical anomalies. It's possible to win the state lottery too, just not likely. There may be something else going on because in my opinion, no sane woman would ever marry a man that obese. Also, I'm not a fan of people who put themselves into such compromising health situations. That dude's a ticking time bomb of bad health. Will be surprised if he lives longer than 5 years in that condition.\

Excuse me while I go ruin another party. :(

/captainbuzzkill
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