Tsar's Rap Song Thread (Not Poetry)

[Tsar]

This isn't a poem, it's a rap

Yo, my niggas, what's up
Cheer like you a noisy pup
I live in this Chicago ghetto
Almost the son of Geppetto
Yeah! I cheat and lie - Pinocchio
Don't think I'm gonna eat a cheerio
Yo! I love to loot, deal, and steal
Only fools and losers say get real
Yeah! I hate these stupid American nigs
And I hate those blue suited thug pigs
Gonna get my gun before I get coke
Marijuana is my favorite to smoke
I love all the girls, even the sluts and hoes
I'll bang their püssy! They take cum flows
Not afraid to give their slut asses a spank
Put those hoes online to make some bank
Yo! I'm gonna be the king of better places
Nigs and wigs of this ghetto - ugly faces
I'll get my fists or gun and beat every wussy
Before I return to smashing tight püssy

@88jose88 I wrote this rap song because I imagined you might think it's cool and agree with the overall theme of the song. I often like to write things other people like or comment on. I don't normally like rap but I thought I would try writing some occasionally.

[Tsar]

Yo, fat dirty ghetto nig
You filthy dirty pig
Get out of the road
You small-size chode
I'm honking my horn
Stop eatin' that cob of corn
Gonna mow you down with my car
Then I'm gettin' wasted at a bar
I'm gonna drink strong and fruity
Then smashin' hoes, tappin' booty
You fat fücks never gettin' these hoes
Only me and all the other cool bros
If you get with my hoes, you dead
I'm gonna paint this fückin' ghetto red
Yo! My face isn't ugly, fugly, or brown
I'm the white ruler of this fückin' town
I'm cheatin' with beta bucks sluts
They gonna wonder why she struts
My big dick makes her not walk right
Losers getting cucked - really love that sight
I don't need no game
Every girl - I'll tame