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So no one told Tsar life was gonna be this way
Tsar’s got no job, he’s broke, his love life's D.O.A.
It's like he's always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been his day, week, month, or even year, but
Tsar'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
Tsar'll be there for you
(Like he’s been there before)
Tsar'll be there for you
('Cause Tsar's there for you too)
Tsar's still in bed at ten and video games began at eight
Tsar's burned his breakfast, so far things are going great
Tsar’s mother warned him there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell Tsar when the world has brought Tsar down to his knees that
Tsar'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
Tsar'll be there for you
(Like he’s been there before)
Tsar'll be there for you
('Cause Tsar's there for you too)
Seems Tsar's the only one who knows what it's like to be Tsar
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone Tsar'll always laugh with
Even at his worst, Tsar’s best with Tsar, yeah!
It's like Tsar's always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been Tsar’s day, week, month, or even year
Tsar'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
Tsar'll be there for you
(Like he’s been there before)
Tsar'll be there for you
('Cause Tsar's there for you too)
Tsar'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
Tsar'll be there for you
(Like he’s been there before)
Tsar'll be there for you
('Cause he’s there for you too)

Tsar being broke ... Tsar playing videogames ... Friends theme song??? - Not very original. I give you C for effort.

I'm still a newbie here but I've noticed that you often make comments about Tsar and then either delete them or edit them. Why do you do that? Are you not man enough to leave them up? Are you too much of a p***y? Just curious.

I know that Tsar also makes invective threads about certain people but at least he has the balls to leave them up for everyone to see.

Voyager1 wrote: ↑

August 20th, 2022, 1:48 pm

So no one told Tsar life was gonna be this way
Tsar’s job's a joke, he’s broke, his love life's D.O.A.
It's like he's always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been his day, week, month, or even year, but
Tsar'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
Tsar'll be there for you
(Like he’s been there before)
Tsar'll be there for you
('Cause Tsar's there for you too)
Tsar's still in bed at ten and video games began at eight
Tsar's burned his breakfast, so far things are going great
Tsar’s mother warned him there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell Tsar when the world has brought Tsar down to his knees that
Tsar'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
Tsar'll be there for you
(Like he’s been there before)
Tsar'll be there for you
('Cause Tsar's there for you too)
Seems Tsar's the only one who knows what it's like to be Tsar
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone Tsar'll always laugh with
Even at his worst, Tsar’s best with Tsar, yeah!
It's like Tsar's always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been Tsar’s day, week, month, or even year
Tsar'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
Tsar'll be there for you
(Like he’s been there before)
Tsar'll be there for you
('Cause Tsar's there for you too)
Tsar'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
Tsar'll be there for you
(Like he’s been there before)
Tsar'll be there for you
('Cause he’s there for you too)

I didnt really expect much from someone who's breath probably smells like Zelensky's balls. But some originality would have been nice lol.

Come on that song hit so many notes. "It's like he's always stuck in second gear" Tsar himself has said he's always subject to Murphy's Law. "When it hasn't been his day, week, month, or even year," Come on, Tsar would admit that.

Tsar never objected to this song. Some of you threw a hissy fit because I was the first to post it. Get over your jealousy and try to give the guy sound advice for once in your life.

Voyager1 wrote: ↑

August 21st, 2022, 6:54 am

Come on that song hit so many notes. "It's like he's always stuck in second gear" Tsar himself has said he's always subject to Murphy's Law. "When it hasn't been his day, week, month, or even year," Come on, Tsar would admit that.

Tsar never objected to this song. Some of you threw a hissy fit because I was the first to post it. Get over your jealousy and try to give the guy sound advice for once in your life.

Nah. We didn't throw a hissy fit, we just called you out for being unoriginal and dumb. At least @Tsar creates his own poems and songs which are actually pretty funny. His poem about that moron Señor Galimatías was hilarious

Try and give the guy some sound advice? Here's some for yourself, the second piece of advice is free

1. Stop kissing Zelensky's arse.

2. Try harder next time.

Voyager1 wrote: ↑

August 21st, 2022, 6:54 am

Come on that song hit so many notes. "It's like he's always stuck in second gear" Tsar himself has said he's always subject to Murphy's Law. "When it hasn't been his day, week, month, or even year," Come on, Tsar would admit that.

Tsar never objected to this song. Some of you threw a hissy fit because I was the first to post it. Get over your jealousy and try to give the guy sound advice for once in your life.

I was ignoring your pathetic and offensive modified song lyrics because I wasn't going to give it any of my time.

I have better things to do than reply to troll posts.

Those of you should know this was never called "Friends Theme Song" originally. It was named "I'll Be There For You" and released in 1995 by The Rembrandts. Actually it's a very positive song if you listen to the original lyrics.

@Pixel--Dude @Lucas88

Look at the private message that @Voyager1 sent to troll me.

Voyager1 wrote: ↑

August 28th, 2022, 9:29 am

In the Tsar Theme Song, it was "Tsar's job's a joke..."

But then I realized you don't have a job. Some say you've never had a job in your life.

I had to change the lyric to "Tsar’s got no job"

Now, as a method of grace to you I am not going to announce to the forum that I've updated the lyrics.

I don't know why that guy wastes his time.