Zuckerberg's Cafe

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In the future, a Jewish coffee shop was created to sell the worst coffee promoted as being tasty and give free collectible cards in "Adult Meals" to people who order the drinks.

The most popular coffee is the Crappuccino Coffee. Another is the Mulatto Mocha. Another is the Exsexxo.

One of the best desserts is "The Oreo® Cookie Sandwich" and each collectible card is based on the cookie or drink ordered. Obviously, "The Oreo® Cookie Sandwich" includes a free collectible card of a White Slut getting double penetrated by two black guys and probably creampied.

The ticker symbol listed on the New York Stock Exchange is ZUCK.

It quickly became Jewish dominated Wall Street's favorite new company. It's share price went from $6.90 to $69.69 to $696.90.

Bigger than Dunkin' Donuts! Bigger than Starbucks! It's Zuckerberg's Cafe!

The Slogan #1: Cum drink your favorite Mulatto Mocha!

The Slogan #2: America starts it's day with Zuckerberg.

The Slogan #3: Adult Meals will put a smile on your face!

NOTE: This is meant as a satire. Anything that's favored and promoted by Jews will become popular in America and the West. Jews can sell the worst things to the majority of people because the Jews are good at propaganda and the majority of people are NPCs who accept whatever they're told to accept.