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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by Neo » October 9th, 2018, 10:15 am

GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 8th, 2018, 11:53 pm
Neo wrote:
October 8th, 2018, 8:56 pm
If Satan is real, then isn't Christ also real? God is good.

Now if the God of the Bible is real, which we can deduce from the idea that Satan is real, wouldn't it make more sense to go to Christ than to go to Satan?
Satan is not real. By "satan", I mean demons.
You don't want Satan in your life. Christ, the Son of God is the friend and source of life. Satan is the adversary. Guess what he does with life? All Satan's ways lead to death. He even destroyed his own soul, and he's going to take as many of God's children to hell with him. Only problem is, human lives are infinitely shorter than Satan's life.

By the way, saying that Satan isn't real, but demons are real, is like saying the general of the Army isn't real, but all the foot soldiers and infantry men are real.




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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by Neo » October 9th, 2018, 10:17 am

By the way, Christ said, if you seek Him and His righteousness, then all the things which the Gentiles (unbelievers) seek, will be added unto them.

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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by fschmidt » October 9th, 2018, 11:37 am

Just convert to Judaism. Then Satan will help you.

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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by Cornfed » October 9th, 2018, 11:54 am

fschmidt wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 11:37 am
Just convert to Judaism. Then Satan will help you.
Serious or not? I seriously don't know.

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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by GuyAbroad8293 » October 9th, 2018, 9:16 pm

Neo wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 10:15 am
GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 8th, 2018, 11:53 pm
Neo wrote:
October 8th, 2018, 8:56 pm
If Satan is real, then isn't Christ also real? God is good.

Now if the God of the Bible is real, which we can deduce from the idea that Satan is real, wouldn't it make more sense to go to Christ than to go to Satan?
Satan is not real. By "satan", I mean demons.
You don't want Satan in your life. Christ, the Son of God is the friend and source of life. Satan is the adversary. Guess what he does with life? All Satan's ways lead to death. He even destroyed his own soul, and he's going to take as many of God's children to hell with him. Only problem is, human lives are infinitely shorter than Satan's life.

By the way, saying that Satan isn't real, but demons are real, is like saying the general of the Army isn't real, but all the foot soldiers and infantry men are real.
Jesus Christos of Nazareth, the friend and source of life, has zero physical, scholarly, or historical evidence of his existence. www.JesusNeverExisted.com
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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by GuyAbroad8293 » October 9th, 2018, 9:18 pm

Cornfed wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 11:54 am
fschmidt wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 11:37 am
Just convert to Judaism. Then Satan will help you.
Serious or not? I seriously don't know.
Yea it could be possible. I remember seeing a video by some guy who was explaining how to sell your soul to Satan in a youtube video. A year later, I check his instagram and channel and he's posting a bunch of jewish shit, apparently he converted to judaism. So what is he trying to say? Judaism = Satanism? I messaged him asking WTF is he trying to say but got no reply.
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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by MrMan » October 9th, 2018, 9:40 pm

GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 9:16 pm
Jesus Christos of Nazareth, the friend and source of life, has zero physical, scholarly, or historical evidence of his existence. www.JesusNeverExisted.com
If you want to be consistent, you should conclude that Julius Caesar never lived. There is historical evidence that Jesus lived in Israel. The Talmud mentions Him, too. Someone made a reference to him and attributed a scathing comment about the High Priest to Him.

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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by GuyAbroad8293 » October 9th, 2018, 10:32 pm

MrMan wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 9:40 pm
GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 9:16 pm
Jesus Christos of Nazareth, the friend and source of life, has zero physical, scholarly, or historical evidence of his existence. www.JesusNeverExisted.com
If you want to be consistent, you should conclude that Julius Caesar never lived. There is historical evidence that Jesus lived in Israel. The Talmud mentions Him, too. Someone made a reference to him and attributed a scathing comment about the High Priest to Him.
Well if you want me to believe in a fictional character on penalty of eternal damnation, you better damn well be able to prove it. Otherwise I'll just worship Thor or Odin or some bad ass Aryan god.
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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by MrMan » October 9th, 2018, 10:46 pm

GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 10:32 pm
Well if you want me to believe in a fictional character on penalty of eternal damnation, you better damn well be able to prove it. Otherwise I'll just worship Thor or Odin or some bad ass Aryan god.

What's an Aryan god? A Hindu god, or something Teutonic? I am not sure what you mean. Norse religion did not fair very well against Christianity in the long run. The followers probably realized it was a pretty brutal stupid religion, brutal with human sacrifice and all that, and the 'good' place for them in the afterlife in their belief system was Valhallah, where you they said you could go if you died in battle and fight all the time to fight in a final battle that you'd lose.

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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by GuyAbroad8293 » October 10th, 2018, 4:23 am

MrMan wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 10:46 pm
GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 9th, 2018, 10:32 pm
Well if you want me to believe in a fictional character on penalty of eternal damnation, you better damn well be able to prove it. Otherwise I'll just worship Thor or Odin or some bad ass Aryan god.

What's an Aryan god? A Hindu god, or something Teutonic? I am not sure what you mean. Norse religion did not fair very well against Christianity in the long run. The followers probably realized it was a pretty brutal stupid religion, brutal with human sacrifice and all that, and the 'good' place for them in the afterlife in their belief system was Valhallah, where you they said you could go if you died in battle and fight all the time to fight in a final battle that you'd lose.
an Aryan god is a WHITE MALE, not some pacificist socialist jew god like Jesus. Aryan gods, aka Thor, etc, tend to be very masculine, strong, and powerful. They most certainly DO NOT teach "turn the other cheek" and "the meek shall inherit the earth".

Praise Odin!
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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by Cornfed » October 10th, 2018, 4:28 am

GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 10th, 2018, 4:23 am
an Aryan god is a WHITE MALE, not some pacificist socialist jew god like Jesus. Aryan gods, aka Thor, etc, tend to be very masculine, strong, and powerful. They most certainly DO NOT teach "turn the other cheek" and "the meek shall inherit the earth".

Praise Odin!
Maybe it would be better to ask Odin or Njord for money.

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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by GuyAbroad8293 » October 10th, 2018, 4:31 am

I just read this, it says that you cannot "sell" your soul but it explains how you can "sell yourself" to Satan:

Soul is the core of your personality. It is what makes you you. It is what makes you conscious. Without soul, there is no You! You can’t lock it up and hand it over. However, in a manner of speaking, you can “sell yourself”. How? LOVE! And it’s not just an ordinary love as people have to each other. An UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. You can sell your soul to Satan only if you LOVE SATAN. If you do, you do everything for Him, not because you will achieve anything substantial, no. You do it because it makes you feel so incredible, because you love to love Satan, NO STRINGS ATTACHED. And this love is so strong, that it’s literally blind. You don’t care how Satan is or does He loves you back. You love Him anyway, no matter what! Your life revolves around Him, He is your inspiration, your motivation, your whole life!
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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by GuyAbroad8293 » October 10th, 2018, 4:36 am

In the end tho, I doubt I will do this. I mean I do believe in God and have a very high level of realization of God. The only way I would actually be desperate enough to make a pact with a demon for money, is if i was in literal financial ruin and had no other option. Fortunately, I have other options.

So yea, f**k Satan and f**k the demons. Or rather, I respect the demons more than the gods because at least the demons are somewhat genuine whereas the gods are full of false morality and self-righteousness. Either way it is a duality which must be transcended if we want to reach God.
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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by Cornfed » October 10th, 2018, 4:37 am

GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 10th, 2018, 4:31 am
I just read this, it says that you cannot "sell" your soul but it explains how you can "sell yourself" to Satan:

Soul is the core of your personality. It is what makes you you. It is what makes you conscious. Without soul, there is no You! You can’t lock it up and hand it over. However, in a manner of speaking, you can “sell yourself”. How? LOVE! And it’s not just an ordinary love as people have to each other. An UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. You can sell your soul to Satan only if you LOVE SATAN. If you do, you do everything for Him, not because you will achieve anything substantial, no. You do it because it makes you feel so incredible, because you love to love Satan, NO STRINGS ATTACHED. And this love is so strong, that it’s literally blind. You don’t care how Satan is or does He loves you back. You love Him anyway, no matter what! Your life revolves around Him, He is your inspiration, your motivation, your whole life!
Sounds like a modern marriage with Satan in place of the bitch wife. Best to avoid.

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Re: How to ask Satan for financial help?

Post by GuyAbroad8293 » October 10th, 2018, 5:37 am

Cornfed wrote:
October 10th, 2018, 4:37 am
GuyAbroad8293 wrote:
October 10th, 2018, 4:31 am
I just read this, it says that you cannot "sell" your soul but it explains how you can "sell yourself" to Satan:

Soul is the core of your personality. It is what makes you you. It is what makes you conscious. Without soul, there is no You! You can’t lock it up and hand it over. However, in a manner of speaking, you can “sell yourself”. How? LOVE! And it’s not just an ordinary love as people have to each other. An UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. You can sell your soul to Satan only if you LOVE SATAN. If you do, you do everything for Him, not because you will achieve anything substantial, no. You do it because it makes you feel so incredible, because you love to love Satan, NO STRINGS ATTACHED. And this love is so strong, that it’s literally blind. You don’t care how Satan is or does He loves you back. You love Him anyway, no matter what! Your life revolves around Him, He is your inspiration, your motivation, your whole life!
Sounds like a modern marriage with Satan in place of the bitch wife. Best to avoid.
Well after doing more research, it seems that it works like this. You choose a demon, and you make a pact with him. You'll do things for him, he will do things for you (help you make money, etc).

And it seems like Clauneck is a very good demon to make a pact with if you are looking to make money.

https://www.google.co.in/search?q=Claun ... e&ie=UTF-8

According to description, it's not that he'll just drop money on your lap. You have to be willing to take action, make effort. Anyway if anyone is interested, that link has tons of articles and results so just study it up and then make your own informed decision.

Once again, I am NOT desperate enough to make a pact with a demon and I hope I never reach that point. But it does not hurt to be aware of what your options are.
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