Drink 0.5L of 17% Alcohol in Under 30 Minutes

[Tsar]

I got a super buzz! Great for going out and about, or as a liquid sleeping pill. I didn't do either because I was having great online conversations with people elsewhere on the internet to make real friends abroad!

But make me feel like I was floating on a river! Definitely the perfect combination of buzz for a drink without any hangover risk or blackout risk! It's sweet, easy to drink, and gives a buzz high. No blackout risk.

[Cornfed]

You're only an amateur drinker then.

[Voyager1]

I got a super buzz! Great for going out and about, or as a liquid sleeping pill. I didn't do either because I was having great online conversations with people elsewhere on the internet to make real friends abroad!

But make me feel like I was floating on a river! Definitely the perfect combination of buzz for a drink without any hangover risk or blackout risk! It's sweet, easy to drink, and gives a buzz high. No blackout risk.

Are you kidding me? The Indians used to drink anti-freeze or other chemical cleaners and they'd get a buzz too.

You need to be careful Tsar. Take care of that liver.

[Tsar]

I got a super buzz! Great for going out and about, or as a liquid sleeping pill. I didn't do either because I was having great online conversations with people elsewhere on the internet to make real friends abroad!

But make me feel like I was floating on a river! Definitely the perfect combination of buzz for a drink without any hangover risk or blackout risk! It's sweet, easy to drink, and gives a buzz high. No blackout risk.

Are you kidding me? The Indians used to drink anti-freeze or other chemical cleaners and they'd get a buzz too.

You need to be careful Tsar. Take care of that liver.

No one drinks anti-freeze! I know all about anti-freeze. You don't ingest it because it can cause cramps and other terrible effects which will be painful. Anti-freeze has a sweet taste which can also be concealed in sweet foods and supposedly survive baking. It's very toxic so it's not ingestible without terrible consequences.

[HouseMD]

I got a super buzz! Great for going out and about, or as a liquid sleeping pill. I didn't do either because I was having great online conversations with people elsewhere on the internet to make real friends abroad!

But make me feel like I was floating on a river! Definitely the perfect combination of buzz for a drink without any hangover risk or blackout risk! It's sweet, easy to drink, and gives a buzz high. No blackout risk.

Are you kidding me? The Indians used to drink anti-freeze or other chemical cleaners and they'd get a buzz too.

You need to be careful Tsar. Take care of that liver.

They would huff hydrocarbons, actually. Gasoline gets you a lot of mileage, no pun intended, per dollar